#BorisJohnson's older phone is the one that the #CovidInquiry will be wanting to look at, not the one that he provided to the #CabinetOffice that he only started using well after the #lockdown had ended...

I'm now wondering whether that older phone might (as in the #RebekahVardy 'defence') 'accidentally' fall into the sea while Boris is holidaying on one of his chum's yachts?

Already the early days of the #CoronavirusInquiry are shaping up into a drama waiting for a TV adaptation....

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Rebekah Vardy Trademarks 'Wagatha Christie'.........to Pay Her Legal Bills? https://jezebel.com/rebekah-vardy-trademarks-wagatha-christie-to-pa-1850354259 #Jezebel #associationfootball #englishfootballers #rebekahvardy #coleenrooney #elizabethii #footballers #waynerooney #christie #newscorp #vardy