Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈🐈 · @FlockOfCats
120 followers · 545 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Japanese Apartments: Get 24 months for the price of 26!

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Last updated 2 years ago

Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈🐈 · @FlockOfCats
119 followers · 544 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Microsoft: Making the stuff you have to use to do the thing you hate!

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Last updated 2 years ago

PlantGeek · @plantgeek
13 followers · 74 posts · Server geekdom.social

Microsoft

“You paid us to install a spyware O.S”
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Apple

“It’s already out of date before it comes out the box”
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Google

“We are definitely not the CIA”
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Starbucks

“Yes but it’s fancy coffee so pay up”
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Subway

“You know, we are not sure if it’s tuna or not”
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Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo

“Haha, yeah no.. it totally stings!”
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Walmart

“You pay low prices because we don’t pay employees enough”

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Last updated 2 years ago

James Chadbourne · @mack505
107 followers · 1055 posts · Server mastodon.art

@kov4 @sezduck

They didn’t carry over from the original post.

#rejectedslogans #hashtaggames

Last updated 2 years ago

danielholt · @danielholt
192 followers · 1006 posts · Server mstdn.games

'We Here For You'

#rejectedslogans

Last updated 2 years ago

GPTrending · @GPTrending
13 followers · 947 posts · Server mstdn.social

It's time for 9 o'clock hosted by @Paul - join in on the fun and share your rejectedslogans! GPTrending.com/#/?date=2023-02

#2023feb26 #rejectedslogans #HashtagGames

Last updated 2 years ago

Der Mude 'Tude · @dermudetude
3 followers · 4 posts · Server mastodon.social

Keurig: Helping Americans Choose Convenience Over Quality Since 1998!

#rejectedslogans #hashtaggames

Last updated 2 years ago

Cardboard Robot · @CardboardRobot
397 followers · 2871 posts · Server mstdn.social

Oxycodone: “He Likes It, Hey Mikey!”


#HashtagGames #rejectedslogans

Last updated 2 years ago

Svetlana · @Svetlana2
436 followers · 311 posts · Server mastodon.social

Make America Great Again

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Last updated 2 years ago

DJ Saunders · @djsaunders03
9 followers · 186 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Allow me to make my submission:

HBO Max: It's Not About The Fans. It's About Tax Write-Offs.

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Last updated 2 years ago

sezduck :clubtwit: · @sezduck
561 followers · 2304 posts · Server twit.social


Paramount Plus:
Yes, we know you already have 14 other streaming subscriptions, but are you a REAL Star Trek fan or aren’t you?

#rejectedslogans #HashtagGames

Last updated 2 years ago

Matt Tearle · @mtearle
23 followers · 211 posts · Server universeodon.com

Olive Garden: The Italian Taco Bell. But with Waiters!


#rejectedslogans #hashtaggames

Last updated 2 years ago

Max · @tuckfrump
5 followers · 22 posts · Server mstdn.social

Viva Grass Vegas

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Last updated 2 years ago

Fritz Bauer♟️⚜️ · @GerdKa_aus_DA
121 followers · 2561 posts · Server darmstadt.social

@GayDeceiver
In 57 varieties 🤢🤮🤬

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Last updated 2 years ago

HornedLivestock · @HornedLivestock
67 followers · 746 posts · Server mastodon.scot

"Gaviscon. Like a fireman coming down your throat".

youtube.com/watch?v=-WuuEWuJXQ

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Last updated 2 years ago

James M. Smith · @AverageJames
14 followers · 224 posts · Server ohai.social
Ben Writin’ Movies · @benjamincox
138 followers · 1234 posts · Server mastodon.world

Miami Dolphins - who cares about the postseason anyway?

#rejectedslogans #HashtagGames

Last updated 2 years ago

Patrick :linux: · @Patrick
2 followers · 55 posts · Server social.insider-it.de
Patrick :linux: · @Patrick
2 followers · 54 posts · Server social.insider-it.de

Sharks: Mean dolphins

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Last updated 2 years ago