joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
709 followers · 19234 posts · Server masto.ai
joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
709 followers · 19234 posts · Server masto.ai"Do unto others, before they do it unto you.
And should they turn the other cheek,
Smack that one too"
--The Words of #RepublicanJesus
joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
709 followers · 19234 posts · Server masto.aiThese are Trumpian Christians, where #RepublicanJesus is just an important yet minor prophet, paving the way for their redeemer, #MangoAmericano.
"Let those who have eyes, see.
For the great redeemer, is me"
--Excerpt from
the #ChristoFascist Bible,
King Trump Version.
#RepublicansAreTheProblem
#ChristoFascistsAreTheProblem
#CorruptedChristianity
#ChristianityCorrupted
#republicanjesus #republicansaretheproblem #christofascistsaretheproblem #corruptedchristianity #christianitycorrupted #mangoamericano #christofascist
joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
641 followers · 17728 posts · Server masto.ai
Brian Helman · @BrianHelman
20 followers · 145 posts · Server twit.socialI'm confused, isn't xtianity about loving thy neighbor as oneself?
A. Rivera · @bloodravenlib
448 followers · 7358 posts · Server mas.to
Once more, #RepublicanJesus.
#ChristoFascists #PartyOfStupid #republicanjesus
joe•iuculano :mastodon: · @iuculano
457 followers · 11277 posts · Server masto.ai
Deborah Elizabeth Finn · @Deborah909
273 followers · 686 posts · Server social.overlappingmagisteria.org
joe•iuculano :verified_twtr: · @iuculano
375 followers · 8737 posts · Server masto.ai@Mlobbes @bacchus1234 exactly!
Every REAL #Christian should see this article, so that they can be made aware when they're being led astray!
#RepublicanJesus is an impostor.
Evil Bunny Pottymouth · @EvilBunnyPottymouth
156 followers · 2585 posts · Server mastodon.social
Evil Bunny Pottymouth · @EvilBunnyPottymouth
153 followers · 2508 posts · Server mastodon.social
Evil Bunny Pottymouth · @EvilBunnyPottymouth
151 followers · 2361 posts · Server mastodon.social
Atheistic One ✅ · @atheistic_1
261 followers · 166 posts · Server mastodon.social
Basically everything Jesus said about "helping the poor" was metaphorical. He didn't actually mean you should "give everything" to them...
Remember, there will always be poor people. And great is their reward in heaven, so if you think about it, it's really a disservice to the poor to lift them out of poverty. 🤷🏼♂️
Clayton Kratz · @Claytron
77 followers · 108 posts · Server universeodon.com
Conservatives often oppose universal healthcare, look down on welfare recipients, and have a problem with any immigration. I'm pretty sure JC taught the exact opposite....and he probably wouldn't be a gun nut either
#republicanjesus #healthcare #religion #conservative
· @JohnGraddon
73 followers · 9162 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
RT @LambiLadaki@twitter.com
OMG 😳
The adventures of #Jesus v #ToryJesus v #RepublicanJesus
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LambiLadaki/status/1609148331514810370
#Jesus #toryjesus #republicanjesus
· @JohnGraddon
73 followers · 9162 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
RT @LambiLadaki@twitter.com
OMG 😳
The adventures of #ToryJesus v #RepublicanJesus
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/LambiLadaki/status/1609114887095033860
We're Not In Kansas Anymore · @Style17strings
88 followers · 1436 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Ray Straighter :verified: · @RayStraighter
320 followers · 749 posts · Server techhub.social
#RepublicanJesus told #SpeakerGeorgeSantos, "there's two times it's okay to lie, #GeorgeSantos: when you want to and when you have to."
#republicanjesus #speakergeorgesantos #georgesantos
The Daily Edge · @TheDailyEdge
808 followers · 43 posts · Server universeodon.com"Fake Christians" is trending on Twitter because Republican Jesus has more fake followers than Elon Musk.
#fakechristians #republicanjesus
