"Oh, there's the Level C hazmat team plucking a thousand dead birds per day. Let's walk up and talk to them while they work. We'll be keeping a distance of two meters, so we're fine. :blobcatcoffee: "
#birdflu #hazmat #biosecurity #retarded

@Bette
- Be immune compromized.
- Attend big events with crowds indoors, because "fest" and "appreciation" is worth it.
- Wear a little plastic surgical mask which lets 89% of the virus through.
- Take the mask off during communal meals, because "that doesn't count".
- Eat positively infected food.
- Think Covid will ever be over.
- Think you're bring "super careful".
#retarded 🤣

@Njord 66% voted for fascism?!
#retarded

I might have accidentally taken a small sip of toilet water. :blob_neutral_face:
#retarded

How to make a hamburger, Gen style:
1. Smear the raw patty over the outside of the microwave oven, for flavor.
2. Microwave it. :blobcatcoffee:
#retarded

"I'm going to write a text, and for that I'm going to use a file format that bakes in all the fonts I use into it, and an editor that I have to pay a monthly fee for, until that service shuts down. ...and when it does, I'll just move onto the NEXT online service, because that is how I write text: By paying for the priviliege every month. 😀 "
#Evernote #retarded

I am fucking #retarded , and pro-genocide. If you feel that torturing and killing the whole of humanity, is something that's both ethically right (since humans are evil and disgusting) and urgently needed to prevent overpopulation, then we'll get along.
I'm currently also private-blogging a survival LP.
#introduction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoka6NaT3H4
#LongCovid #retarded #Sonsoftheforest

Here's a summary of your situation. Choose wisely. #osho #retarded

I just dropped a full roll of toilet paper.
No reason.
My grip reflex just stopped working.
I guess my brain is now just too retarded to send that nerve signal.
I'm glad that it was just a toilet roll,
but I'm kinda worried now.
#retarded

I think that the precipitate a few days ago, might just have been liquid soap, because I noticed it gathering on the underside of my pinkie just now.
#retarded

This animated gif demonstrating "Flattening the Curve" is the most ridiculous "statistics" I've ever seen, claiming to state that you can continuously spawn entire hospitals out of nowhere, just by masking. I recommend staring hard at it, and just watch the stupidity slowly unveil to you.
#Covid #FlatteningTheCurve #retarded

The solution to all of Noah's problem is of course this:
Don't promise thousands of people anything to begin with. Understand that you're #retarded, and act like it. Then, if you next week begin to stream System Shock all of a sudden, we'll all just be happy for it.

So in order to stop macos from starting apple music every time I switch off my Poly Voyager 2 headphones, I need to install yet another 3rd party app.

https://github.com/tombonez/noTunes

This is yet another show of retarded behaviour of this operating system.

#macos #retarded #nomusic #AppleMusic

Breakfast:
Potato chips.
#retarded

- Get posts blocked by search engines for using the word retarded.
- Get profile featured by search engines if you search for "Mastodon #retarded ".
I win.

Okay, it's been two hours now. I'm checking.
The answer is yes, I have shat my pants.
*changes underwear.*
Farting is hard.
#retarded

@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey @VooDooMedic australia so
#retarded

Too busy being #retarded to eat today too.

...and also, a lot of post-industrial work pretty much requires you to be #retarded . Sure, robots have taken over the production line now, and AI is taking over a bit of administrative work as well, but there's still a lot of tedious work that hasn't been made obsolete, and to me tedious work is an adventure. I love it. I get to be useful. Daily routines and all that stuff, I just carry out without complaints.
Retardation rules.