πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
20 followers · 3817 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

"Oh, there's the Level C hazmat team plucking a thousand dead birds per day. Let's walk up and talk to them while they work. We'll be keeping a distance of two meters, so we're fine. :blobcatcoffee: "

#birdflu #hazmat #biosecurity #retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
19 followers · 3752 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

@Bette
- Be immune compromized.
- Attend big events with crowds indoors, because "fest" and "appreciation" is worth it.
- Wear a little plastic surgical mask which lets 89% of the virus through.
- Take the mask off during communal meals, because "that doesn't count".
- Eat positively infected food.
- Think Covid will ever be over.
- Think you're bring "super careful".
🀣

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
19 followers · 3639 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

@Njord 66% voted for fascism?!

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
19 followers · 3623 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

I might have accidentally taken a small sip of toilet water. :blob_neutral_face:

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3541 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

How to make a hamburger, Gen style:
1. Smear the raw patty over the outside of the microwave oven, for flavor.
2. Microwave it. :blobcatcoffee:

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3529 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

"I'm going to write a text, and for that I'm going to use a file format that bakes in all the fonts I use into it, and an editor that I have to pay a monthly fee for, until that service shuts down. ...and when it does, I'll just move onto the NEXT online service, because that is how I write text: By paying for the priviliege every month. πŸ˜€ "

#evernote #retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3484 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

I am fucking , and pro-genocide. If you feel that torturing and killing the whole of humanity, is something that's both ethically right (since humans are evil and disgusting) and urgently needed to prevent overpopulation, then we'll get along.
I'm currently also private-blogging a survival LP.

#retarded #introduction

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3372 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
Jazzilla [ME] CCT, CA · @jazzilla
423 followers · 8147 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

Here's a summary of your situation. Choose wisely.

#osho #retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3349 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

I just dropped a full roll of toilet paper.
No reason.
My grip reflex just stopped working.
I guess my brain is now just too retarded to send that nerve signal.
I'm glad that it was just a toilet roll,
but I'm kinda worried now.

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
19 followers · 3187 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

I think that the precipitate a few days ago, might just have been liquid soap, because I noticed it gathering on the underside of my pinkie just now.

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3132 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

This animated gif demonstrating "Flattening the Curve" is the most ridiculous "statistics" I've ever seen, claiming to state that you can continuously spawn entire hospitals out of nowhere, just by masking. I recommend staring hard at it, and just watch the stupidity slowly unveil to you.

#covid #flatteningthecurve #retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3067 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

The solution to all of Noah's problem is of course this:
Don't promise thousands of people anything to begin with. Understand that you're , and act like it. Then, if you next week begin to stream System Shock all of a sudden, we'll all just be happy for it.

#retarded

Last updated 1 year ago

So in order to stop macos from starting apple music every time I switch off my Poly Voyager 2 headphones, I need to install yet another 3rd party app.

github.com/tombonez/noTunes

This is yet another show of retarded behaviour of this operating system.

#macos #retarded #nomusic #applemusic

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3036 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Breakfast:
Potato chips.

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3010 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

- Get posts blocked by search engines for using the word retarded.
- Get profile featured by search engines if you search for "Mastodon ".
I win.

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3009 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Okay, it's been two hours now. I'm checking.
The answer is yes, I have shat my pants.
*changes underwear.*
Farting is hard.

#retarded

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dudgeon · @dander
11 followers · 550 posts · Server merovingian.club

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 3005 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Too busy being to eat today too.

#retarded

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πŸ’€ Maggot πŸ’€ · @GenHumInst
18 followers · 2993 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

...and also, a lot of post-industrial work pretty much requires you to be . Sure, robots have taken over the production line now, and AI is taking over a bit of administrative work as well, but there's still a lot of tedious work that hasn't been made obsolete, and to me tedious work is an adventure. I love it. I get to be useful. Daily routines and all that stuff, I just carry out without complaints.
Retardation rules.

#retarded

Last updated 1 year ago