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8/8

Joel: Was it Hasim?

Kieran: No. But we’ve been together long enough that farts happen all the time. We joke about it now.

Joel: I’m no comedian, mate. Don’t think I won’t stick a cork up his hole if needed.

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Kieran: Coffee drive-up, or are we going inside?

Joel: Drive up. I’m in a mood and not fit for standing in line.

END
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7/

Kieran: You live with him now. You can’t be like that, it’s unhealthy.

Joel: I’ll manage. It’s different when you’re a bottom.

Kieran: No, it’s not. You can pass gas, just not during sex.
Joel: I’d bloody die.

Kieran: I almost did it once, but it came out when I was on the toilet afterward. I felt horrid because the door was open, and I knew he heard it.

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6/

Kieran: Is that the first time he’s done it in front of you?

Joel: Shockingly enough, yes. Considering all the bloody protein drinks that he pounds down at the gym. I’m shocked it hasn’t happened sooner.

Kieran: At least you can fire back.

Joel: Never. I will never fart in front of Josh.

Kieran: You live with him now. You can’t be like that, it’s unhealthy.

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5/

Joel: Not one of those quiet trumps, either. That shite rattled my balls. I sat up and asked him, like, did you really break ass on me? He grunts like he always does when he’s half-asleep.

Kieran: The honeymoon is definitely over. It’s forgivable, though, since he’s hot. Attractiveness makes the worst behavior forgivable.

Joel: Twunk cunt. He’s lucky he’s hot and hung.

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4/

Kieran: Good lord, is it feeling like jail already?

Joel: After this morning, it’s just as nasty.

Kieran: What happened?

Joel: I’m spooning him to get warm, and he doesn’t wake up, so I start to relax. As I’m falling back to sleep, he breaks ass.

Kieran: (eyes wide): He backfired on you?

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3/

Joel: I’m trying to keep my hips from digging into his ass. Not easy because I’m so boney. I do this because I don’t want him to think it’s a leg-over.

Kieran: That’s unavoidable with Josh.

Joel: [shakes head in agreement] He’s habitual hard in the mornings, and I hate morning sex. He doesn’t even allow me to brush my teeth or piss. He jumps me like I’m the freshest brownie in lockup.

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2/

Joel: We both got too drunk to fuck last night. I’m shocked we made it up the stairs without falling on our arses.

Kieran: Did you get home before the cold snap?

Joel: Yes, but I forgot to turn on the heat, so I woke up freezing. I spun over and spooned with Josh because I was cold.

Kieran: As boyfriends do…

Joel: You know how tall he is –
Kieran: [nods] A redwood in a bush forest.

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2/

Joel: We both got too drunk to fuck last night. I’m shocked we made it up the stairs without falling on our arses.

Kieran: Did you get home before the cold snap?

Joel: Yes, but I forgot to turn on the heat, so I woke up freezing. I spun over and spooned with Josh because I was cold.

Kieran: As boyfriends do…

Joel: You know how tall he is –
Kieran: [nods] A redwood in a bush forest.

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1/

Kieran: Good morning!

Joel: If you say so…

Kieran: Trouble in paradise already?

Joel: You’re not going to believe what he did last night.

Kieran: Oh no.

Joel: For a start, the honeymoon is bloody over, I can tell you that.

Kieran: What happened?

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2/2

Joel and Josh (or JoJo as their friends call them, much to Joel’s chagrin) have been a couple for over a year and moved in together last month.
When Kieran asks, Joel discusses very private and intimate things, and both are unaware that Kieran’s brother installed the car’s dashcam backward—recording everything they say.

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1/2

Twenty-year-old Kieran picks up his best friend, Joel, every Sunday for mass.
Because he’s currently single, he questions Joel about his relationship with his boyfriend Joshua, a man that graduated school a few years ahead of them.

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