This is, like, the single most popular post I have ever done. Thank you everyonr for your encouragement regarding this little peice of #water #discipline.

I'm so glad grass is legal in #newMexico. #Rimshot

"Hey, Prometheus, hvordan går det?"

"Ah, du ved, samme ørn, ny lever"

#erdetmandag #badabumtjish #rimshot

@maxleibman

#rimshot

@Zagaroth Sorry I’m late! Drum Kit Guy is getting a checkup. We have some sick drums, just not the ones we wanted. #rimshot #TheAmazingWorldofGumball

@Loukas a goth by any other name is still a goth; to goth or not to goth is the question. #RimShot #CrackMyselfUp #SwedesRule

@cafuego Reminds me of the old joke:

Reporter goes to interview a woman who has 87 sons. Of course so many kids running around means she has to do a lot of parenting mid-interview and it turns out every single kid is called "Dave"

Reporter asks why, and she explains that it saves a lot of time. Like, at dinner, she doesn't have to call out 87 names, she can just yell "DAVE! Dinner's ready!". Or when it's bedtime, she can just yell "DAVE! Bedtime!" And anyway she's noticed other parents are always mixing up the kid's names, and that's never happened to her.

Reporter isn't satisfied. "What happens if you need to speak to just one specific kid though? How do you address them if they all have the same name?"
"Oh that's easy, I just use their surname"
#Rimshot #TryTheVeal

@davidrevoy

T'as bien raison : pourquoi faire soi-même ce qu'on peut faire faire par des #drumroll ... hommes de main ? #rimshot

@gee

@welshpixie You mean you don't like how the poll answers are... #drumroll partitioned? #rimshot

@Woodbutcher
#rimshot

@DoubleArobase

S'en foutent, si on se fâche trop, y's'terrent pour un temps et ça passe. #rimshot #PasTaper

From the joint meeting between #Denton city and school district, United Way director laying out a community assessment and cautions about reading data.

You wouldn't make business decisions based on one data point, he says.

But we do, superintendent says, the STAAR test.

#rimshot

Okay, I'm ready to crochet a fish. You know, just for the Halibut. #rimshot
#crochet

#DadJoke

It's rumored that pythons can grow up to 33 feet, which is false because snakes don't have feet.

#rimshot #cymbalcrash

@DotardTed
#RimShot

@spydergrrl seems like hotelling could be solved by (wait for it)… working remotely. ;) #rimShot

@fraying They probably have detailed written plans. Unfortunately, they’re all chicken scratch.

#RimShot

Why do I keep getting these surveys? My name isn't Al! #rimshot

#RimShot

Today I've just been doing a quick #sample for a friend of a #KickDrum #RimShot - not something you find in a typical sample pack.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn2TOUQLQkQ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

#Drums
#DrumRecording
#MusicProduction
#Music

C-3PO walks into a bar, clutching the side of his head in pain.

The barman shouts "Oi! We don't serve your sore tin ear!"

#Rimshot #BarJoke #StarWars #Pun