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JBRoss · @jbross
19 followers · 455 posts · Server mstdn.party

"A man who goes into a supermarket for a few items would rather walk around balancing them than put them in one of those little baskets." — Rita Rudner — — —

#ritarudner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #men #shopping #supermarket #humor #humorous #funny

Last updated 2 years ago
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Gerald So · @sogerald
132 followers · 940 posts · Server masto.ai

#favorite #comedians #garygulman #johnpinette #jenkirkman #jimgaffigan #kenjeong #brianregan #taylortomlinson #ritarudner

Last updated 2 years ago
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helices · @helices
110 followers · 4737 posts · Server mastodon.xyz

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work

#ritarudner

Last updated 7 years ago
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