Plans to tackle sewage problem in rivers

#pollution #riverpollution #satire #vegan #vegans #vegetarians

Thérèse Coffey (Minister for Pollution) has come up with a four point plan to deal with the sewage problem by tackling it at the source. The toilet tax is coming. Vegans are also part of the problem with their unnaturally firm turds.

"So. There are turds in the rivers. How big are these turds? Swim round them you lazy gits".

https://daily-twerk.com/politics/plans-to-tackle-sewage-problem-in-rivers/

The #Tories have allowed our rivers to be filled with #sewage chemicals and pollutants

Now they are refusing to undertake annual river health report, saying it will take 6 years

#RiverPollution
#rivers
#biodiversity
#Pollution
#GTTO
#ToriesOut
#ClimateEmergency
#Climate
#SocialJustice
#ClimateJustice

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/19/fury-as-national-health-check-of-englands-waters-delayed-by-six-years

Spoke to The Times earlier this week about why I started campaigning to clean up the River Avon, and what access to healthy rivers means to me and so many others https://t.co/jlKnq5aFkE
#riverpollution #sewagepollution #endsewagepollution #rivers

“Unparalleled negligence’ by water companies continues to create consequences” #ofwat #sewage #rivers #riverpollution #pollution
https://yorkshirebylines.co.uk/news/environment/raw-sewage-discharged-into-english-rivers-more-than-300000-times-in-2022/

'I'm so angry about it'.
Actor and angler Paul Whitehouse said after he investigated the 'dumping' of sewage in UK waterways for a BBC documentary. starting on Sunday evening, 5 March, 8pm on BBC2
https://www.bbc.com/mediacentre/proginfo/2023/10/paul-whitehouse-our-troubled-rivers
#sewage #riverpollution #watercompanies #Bylines

River Bollin: More than 100 dead fish found in Macclesfield as Environment Agency investigates pollution - inews https://apple.news/AVXHSvjjQRSqkjrC_LpDowg #riverpollution #environment

I don't have anything to say this morning but I want to see this site flourish so I'll just say #GoodMorning and I'll throw in a hash tag for free #riverpollution (Where is Feargal Sharkey?)

I very much want this space to be a refuge from the political anxiety of Twitter but the destruction of the ecosystem within our rivers and along our coastlines for financial gain makes me furious. #riverpollution #surfersagainstsewage #thameswater #sewagepollution https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/nov/15/only-official-bathing-spot-on-thames-fails-tests-for-bacteria-linked-to-sewage