The Onion: Nation’s Toddlers Announce Plans To Crawl Under Doors Of Ross Fitting Rooms To Say Hi https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-toddlers-announce-plans-to-crawl-under-doors-o-1850616905 #rossdressforless #xanderseales #infancy #diaper #door

Last Sunday, Mom and I went shopping at the Meridian Crossing so I could shop for a new belt. We hardly had money to shop at these expensive retail stores. We shopped at #UltraBeauty for Mom's fragrant roll-on. We shopped at #ShoeCarnival and #RossDressForLess but couldn't find any belts but looked at footwear and clothes before leaving empty-handed. We later stopped by #TJMaxx, so I could shop around to find a #SteveMadden reversible black belt to buy. We later stopped by #WalmartSupercenter.