Bernard Round Owl · @RoundOwl
171 followers · 39 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Me whenever I look at anything which isn't an owl: why aren't you an owl.

#roundowl #owl

Last updated 2 years ago

Round Owl · @RoundOwl
170 followers · 43 posts · Server mastodon.lol

Me whenever I look at anything which isn't an owl: why aren't you an owl.

#roundowl #owl

Last updated 2 years ago

Bernard Round Owl · @RoundOwl
174 followers · 38 posts · Server mastodon.lol

You go to your bedroom and find an entirely round owl sitting in your bed. It looks cosy, so you decide to do the same thing. As you get under the duvet a cup of tea appears on the bedside table. The owl hoots softly.

#roundowl #tea #fiction #wholesome #wholesomeflashfiction #owl

Last updated 2 years ago

Round Owl · @RoundOwl
25 followers · 5 posts · Server mastodon.lol

If I stare for too long at an owl, an owl starts to stare back at me (because I'm looking at a mirror).

*freaks out and flaps at the mirror* AN ENEMY

#adayinthelife #owl #roundowl #roundisthebestshape #hoot #mastodon

Last updated 2 years ago