hpkomic 👻 · @hpkomic
591 followers · 2299 posts · Server social.horrorhub.clubJeff Bezos personally teabags your purchase and there is a fee for it.
Bobby :verified_cool: · @Booyabobby
94 followers · 949 posts · Server mstdn.partyAlexa robot comes to your house and steals your money.
Bobby :verified_cool: · @Booyabobby
94 followers · 948 posts · Server mstdn.partyMore Amazon warehouses than 7-11s.
Hash It Out · @hashitout
114 followers · 543 posts · Server retro.pizzaYou have to pick up and deliver your own orders.
Hash It Out · @hashitout
114 followers · 542 posts · Server retro.pizzaBOGO ends up standing for "Buy One Get Oxen"
Jason · @Jason844
123 followers · 2372 posts · Server universeodon.com30 second unskippable ads before you can view the item you're interested.
#ruinamazon #hashtaggames #hashitout
Tanquist · @tanquist
45 followers · 827 posts · Server masto.aiWhere to buy stuff I need
(from most to least Important)
1. #ThriftStore
2. #LocalStore
3. Online craft site
4. Online auction site
5. Small online retailer
6. Manufacturer site
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
#thriftstore #localstore #ruinamazon #hashtaggames #hashitout
Hash It Out · @hashitout
114 followers · 541 posts · Server retro.pizzaEvery order comes with a mandatory copy of Adam Sandler's 'Click.'
Devin Pike :Unverified: · @DevinPike
366 followers · 1825 posts · Server mastodon.world
hpkomic 👻 · @hpkomic
591 followers · 2299 posts · Server social.horrorhub.clubEvery time a product is ordered, one is purged.
Tom Truszkowski · @Axonite
156 followers · 567 posts · Server mas.toNew double or nothing feature... You might get two of what you ordered... Or nothing! (Probably nothing.)
Jason · @Jason844
123 followers · 2372 posts · Server universeodon.comTreat the warehouse employees a valued people instead of expendable work units.
CheryllC · @Calgarygirl2023
126 followers · 1579 posts · Server mstdn.socialBuy useless crap from a competitor...or...
See my previous post, get off your butt, and go to the mall
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
#hashitout #HashtagGames #ruinamazon
CheryllC · @Calgarygirl2023
126 followers · 1579 posts · Server mstdn.socialHere's a thought...
#RuinAmazon
#HashtagGames
#HashItOut
#hashitout #HashtagGames #ruinamazon
Missing The Point · @MissingThePt
1163 followers · 1010 posts · Server mastodon.socialTo reduce package theft, Amazon should insist on handing the package to customers within their 16-hour delivery windows.
#RuinAmazon
FuzzFace ☢️ :clippy: · @fuzzface
303 followers · 2467 posts · Server epsilon-ix.masto.host#RuinAmazon #HashItOut Stop buying anything from Amazon. Yes, even that. And that too…
Don't Sweat the Technique ✊ · @valent
315 followers · 645 posts · Server mastodon.lol@hashitout The obvious suggestion is to get #SpaceKaren to lbo Amazon and #MakeAmazonGreatAgain 🤷
Alternatively: propose a personal self-driving space-off between the #BillionaireBros. What could possibly go wrong?
#SpaceKaren #makeamazongreatagain #billionairebros #hashitout #ruinamazon
Hash It Out · @hashitout
112 followers · 530 posts · Server retro.pizza
Tonight's #HashItOut hashtag is... #RuinAmazon!
It's inevitable that #Amazon will control the world one day... unless we find a way to ruin it now! #Toot your best ideas to ruin Amazon and we'll #boost them throughout the day.
For example, if you have groceries delivered the driver gets to punch you in the genitals. Or Amazon trucks feature signs listing what each customer ordered on every stop.
So, toot your #RuinAmazon suggestion with the hashtag #HasItOut!
#hashitout #ruinamazon #amazon #toot #boost #hasitout #hashtaggames