#Literary Star Wars
If famous writers wrote Star Wars tie-ins:
Charles Dickens, BLEAK HOTH
Cormac McCarthy, BLOOD MIDICHLORIAN
Joseph Heller, CATCH R2-D2
Shirley Jackson, WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED ON THE DEATH STAR
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He decides to keep his first name and rule the galaxy as Supreme Leader Ben Ren
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They fire on the escape pod with no life signs. The End.
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"Why, yes, sir, these ARE the druids you're looking for. Where's my money?"
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The spaceship Millennial Flowcan
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Star Wars: Peloton Crewπ²
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Improve Chapter 4: A New Hope
Restored footage: an old hangout has been converted into an Apple Store: MacinTosche Station.
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Finally give Yodaβs species an origin story: the species evolved away a 3rd eye and come from Pizza Planet
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Replace composer John Williams with John Cena
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Skywalker turned out to be #Trump's son. He could not stand the truth and was adopted by #HarlanCrow. Crow sent him away to live at a property he bought from #ClarenceThomas. The sale amount was so big, Thomas sold the property and his mother with it. That's when #Skywalker realized #supremecourt "justices" and #Nazis can coexist as long as it F..... the #American people. And to top it all, #Ginni Thomas is his #evil adoptive mother. Skywalker #harakiri!
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There is proof that the big spaceship battle scene in the original #StarWars didn't really happen. Years ago there was a documentary on TV showing how they did the special effects with models, #GreenScreen and multiple layers. Someone goofed and some of the small ships in the distance show up in front of the big foreground ship.
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Accelerating to FTL in less than a second kills everybody aboard the ship and leaves nothing left of them but a meat paste resembling raspberry jam.
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One more Death Star, desert planet, orphan, unknown Force user, egregious violation of Laws of Conservation of Matter & Energy
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Jedi don't actually have to be celebate. The midichlorians just think it's hilarious to make them believe they do.
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