Bruce Arthurs · @BruceArthursAZ
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Star Wars

If famous writers wrote Star Wars tie-ins:

Charles Dickens, BLEAK HOTH
Cormac McCarthy, BLOOD MIDICHLORIAN
Joseph Heller, CATCH R2-D2
Shirley Jackson, WE HAVE ALWAYS LIVED ON THE DEATH STAR



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Hash It Out · @hashitout
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Keeping Up with the Calrissians



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He decides to keep his first name and rule the galaxy as Supreme Leader Ben Ren


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They fire on the escape pod with no life signs. The End.


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Chalkwhitehands · @andrewplord
114 followers · 1457 posts · Server mas.to

"Why, yes, sir, these ARE the druids you're looking for. Where's my money?"

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Schadenfreude · @fleur_de_LA
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Mycotropic · @mycotropic
680 followers · 1720 posts · Server geekdom.social


The spaceship Millennial Flowcan

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Spabetti Nudeln · @Spabetti
104 followers · 720 posts · Server mas.to

Star Wars: Peloton Crew🚲

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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 967 posts · Server sfba.social

Improve Chapter 4: A New Hope
Restored footage: an old hangout has been converted into an Apple Store: MacinTosche Station.



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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 963 posts · Server sfba.social

Finally give Yoda’s species an origin story: the species evolved away a 3rd eye and come from Pizza Planet

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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 962 posts · Server sfba.social

Replace composer John Williams with John Cena



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nEo · @neoczo
180 followers · 1907 posts · Server mastodon.world

Skywalker turned out to be 's son. He could not stand the truth and was adopted by . Crow sent him away to live at a property he bought from . The sale amount was so big, Thomas sold the property and his mother with it. That's when realized "justices" and can coexist as long as it F..... the people. And to top it all, Thomas is his adoptive mother. Skywalker !

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Tanquist · @tanquist
195 followers · 2835 posts · Server masto.ai

There is proof that the big spaceship battle scene in the original didn't really happen. Years ago there was a documentary on TV showing how they did the special effects with models, and multiple layers. Someone goofed and some of the small ships in the distance show up in front of the big foreground ship.

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Matthew Graybosch · @starbreaker
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Accelerating to FTL in less than a second kills everybody aboard the ship and leaves nothing left of them but a meat paste resembling raspberry jam.

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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 961 posts · Server sfba.social

One more Death Star, desert planet, orphan, unknown Force user, egregious violation of Laws of Conservation of Matter & Energy

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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 960 posts · Server sfba.social

Rebranding Ewoks as Pandalorians

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Jedi don't actually have to be celebate. The midichlorians just think it's hilarious to make them believe they do.

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Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 957 posts · Server sfba.social
Jeff Barbose · @godofbiscuits
185 followers · 955 posts · Server sfba.social

George Lucas, Dialog Editor



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