terribletom · @terribletom
92 followers · 290 posts · Server ohai.social

At the airport with a new rule for the world: persons entering a public restroom have the right of way over those exiting. Please boost until everyone in the world knows. Thank you very much!
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#rulestoliveby #publicrestroom

Last updated 1 year ago

Chalkwhitehands · @andrewplord
122 followers · 1599 posts · Server mas.to

Years ago, I was talking to an elderly Irish Nun, and she gave me this advice:

"When people ask, "How are you?" it's tempting to say, "I'm good!"

Don't!

Say, "I'm not too bad."

It's much easier to live up to."

#rulestoliveby

Last updated 1 year ago

The Coding Beard · @thecodingbeard
21 followers · 111 posts · Server techtoots.com
Dennis A · @DharmaDog
113 followers · 1037 posts · Server mastodon.social


The Guardian: Think yourself better: 10 rules of philosophy to live by

"From Aristotle to Iris Murdoch: what the greatest minds of the past 2,500 years have to tell us about the good life"

theguardian.com/books/2023/feb

#philosophy #rulestoliveby

Last updated 2 years ago

Robin D. Laws · @robindlaws
1924 followers · 45 posts · Server dice.camp

In this household, we follow the Maltin rule, which states that the name of a film is what appears onscreen in its title card, regardless of what the marketing material says.

Therefore the title of Glass Onion is Glass Onion not Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery.

You're welcome.

#film #GlassOnion #rulestoliveby

Last updated 2 years ago

Adam Cook · @adamjcook
145 followers · 238 posts · Server mastodon.social

One of my is to always assume that I will leave an appointment with the Department of Motor Vehicles (or equivalent state agency) empty handed. 🤪😵‍💫

#rulestoliveby

Last updated 2 years ago

Heather Herbert · @Heather_Herbert
213 followers · 349 posts · Server mastodon.lol

@drgs100 @scott_eff

I Never make a change to live on a Friday or after 4 PM

#rulestoliveby

Last updated 2 years ago