@jordanbhx also don’t move into small rural villages and complain about the following:
Church bells
Cocks crowing
Cows mooing
Dung on the roads

It’s ok to complain though when someone’s cow escapes because it’s frightened by church bells, runs round the village mooing (ideally with a washing-line full of clothes wrapped round its horns) and then craps in the road when startled by a cock. Most of this happened in my last village.

#countryLife #cow #mooing #campanology #cockerel #ruralIdyll