本田小夏 · @kn2h
29 followers · 577 posts · Server mstdn.jp

三輪車乗ってて言われる事と受け答えのテンプレ
・どこの国の?→カナダです
・ナンシーシー→900
・ヘルメットいらんのやろ?→飛び石で怪我とか失明するので
・ちょっと跨らせてもらっても?→ごめんなさい
・ナンボくらい?→200から乗れますよ。オプションつけても300くらい
・見た事ないわ→でしょうね

番外編
店から出てきたら勝手に男の子乗せてスマホで写真撮ってた家族は許さん👊😡

#ryker #canam

Last updated 1 year ago

本田小夏 · @kn2h
25 followers · 333 posts · Server mstdn.jp

ついでに買った三輪車のキーケースも来たのでつけよう

#ryker #canam

Last updated 1 year ago

GayDeceiver · @GayDeceiver
1201 followers · 10941 posts · Server mstdn.social

Ryker: Do I really need the shot?
Crusher: The transporter biofilter melted down trying to filter whatever you brought after your vacation in Riza
Ryker:
Crusher: I’m just a doctor, but you’re a slut.

#drcrusher #ryker #startrek

Last updated 2 years ago

GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
832 followers · 4257 posts · Server mstdn.social

“Barclay’s Christmas holo is malfunctioning. The safety protocols are off. We have to participate or die, Imzadi.”
“You did this on purpose, William James Ryker. Let’s get on with it.”
“According to the instructions, you’re in town to help your ailing aunt run her Christmas shop, and I’m the town’s large animal vet … and we have being the Spirit of Christmas to everyone before the tree lighting in the square.”

#ryker #imzadi #troi #startrek #hallmarkchristmas #Xmas #Christmas

Last updated 2 years ago

GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
804 followers · 4054 posts · Server mstdn.social

"Captain"
"Dr Crusher?"
"We may have a two-fold problem"
"What happened?"
"Commander Ryker has been expelled from Risa because he violated the moral mores of 17 different civilizations."
"Dear Lord"
"He broke the biofilters when he beamed over, so we don't know what he brought on board."

#Biofilter #socialdiseases #crusher #picard #pleasureplanet #startrek #risa #ryker

Last updated 2 years ago

GayDeceiver✨ · @GayDeceiver
521 followers · 2266 posts · Server mstdn.social

"Imzadi"
"Don't you dare 'imzadi' me, William Thomas Ryker!"

#lovers #ryker #troi #imzadi #startrektng #startrek

Last updated 2 years ago

Kuh Rita · @TK_CGN
35 followers · 106 posts · Server social.cologne

RT @f90divers@twitter.com

Die -Anhängerin + „studierte Schamanin“ schwärmt für native Americans, nach und natürlich für Rudolf . Spendenaufrufe für die BAO postet sie in einschlägigen Coronazi- und QAnon-Gruppen. /16

🐦🔗: twitter.com/f90divers/status/1

#qanon #germanischeheilkunde #ryker #steiner

Last updated 2 years ago