[while at a cabin far from the city]

Him: <breaks out a board game>

Her: <looking at phone> Hey guys, what’s the Wi-Fi pass- <sees board game>…Is this what you DO here!?

Him: Yeah, there’s no Wi-Fi.

Her: 🫤 😨 😰 🫨😵‍💫

#SadButTrue

No me canso de decir que en Internet la mitad es falso y la otra mitad también. #sadbuttrue

#DoNewYorkerDeHoje
#SadButTrue

Seriously, let me help!

#meme #memes #brokeashell #poverty #economy #economics #sadbuttrue

@ProjectFearlessness If you’re repainting this mural, may I suggest depicting Jenrick bent over a desk and having Putin balls deep inside him? 🤔 #HarshButFair #SadButTrue

Persönliche, banale Erkenntnis der letzten Monaten: Selbstbestimmt zu leben ist nicht selbstverständlich. Zu leben ist nicht selbstverständlich. Das Leben ist schön. Nutze [je]den Tag und bedenke, du wirst sterben! #carpeDiem #mementoMori #sadButTrue

Na een aantal jaren experimenteren met (full-time) remote werken moet ik vaststellen dat ik op kantoor veel meer ruimte/mogelijkheden had om collega's te beinvloeden/inspireren/irriteren.. #sadbuttrue

For the #GenreBender theme for #JukeboxFridayNight here's a #Metallica tune given the lounge treatment by a band we've seen play in a private gig in London before, simply because they were good friends of friends of ours (and of @mathzy too). These are The Lounge Kittens, who've played at Download and the Isle of Wight festival (and others), opened for Limp Bizkit, toured with Steel Panther, and much more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-hpgJZjm44

#LoungeKittens #SadButTrue #Lounge #Music #Rock

I feel seen.

#TacoTuesday #sadbuttrue

All my assets are in video games and Magic cards so you might say I like to play with my financial future #DadJoke #SadButTrue #SomeOnePleaseHelpMyFamilyIsStarving

The best way to solve most problems in security and privacy are not always conventional methods, yet people only seek/adopt/purchase things they are already familiar with that are likely to fail them due to innovation on the behalf of those seeking to exploit us. Those of us who seek to make a larger impact must find ways of downplaying our innovative solutions and packaging them up as advancements of the old ways, even when untrue. #InfoSec #SadButTrue

Turkey’s President Erdogan won re-election in a runoff

#sadbuttrue

#sadbuttrue

#TIL #engineering #softwareDevelopment #software #computerScience #humour #sadButTrue

"How to be a -10x engineer"
https://taylor.town/-10x

#meme #SadButTrue #pollution

"Can you look around this world and believe in the goodness of a God who rules it? Famine, pestilence, war, disease and death, they rule this world!"

"There is also love and life and hope ... "

"Very little hope, I assure you. No, if a God of love and life ever did exist, he is long since dead. Someone, something, rules in his place ..."

(The Masque of the Red Death, 1964)

#SadButTrue

It's a #SadButTrue state of affairs...

Oh look. #Metallica released another album and no one noticed. If you would have told teenage me that Metallica would grow to be the biggest and best Metallica cover band in the world, I would have slapped you with my jeans jacket! #sadbuttrue

Easter gym trip was fun. I just went to clean press overhead with weights. Fart popped out surprisingly loud. And then was a wee stinky one. I have to immediately cancel my membership and never return!

#fitness #gym #humour #SadButTrue

Wow. This is satire but it's only slight hyperbole from my actual experiences. I've had to intentionally code switch so much after transitioning.. https://www.good.is/poptimism/leadership-strategies-for-women-rp #womenintech #leadership #sadbuttrue