Voiceover announcer, with drama: Welcome to a forlorn hellscape, a place of fire, ash, and doom. You can trust no one, and no one will trust you, because all hope has abandoned here. It is Illinois after the elimination of cash bail... Wait, what? What is this bull@%$*? #EndCashBail #SafeTAct #PrisonReform #JailReform #BailReform