Me: [to bestie] So I'm meeting this guy for dinner in SF tonight. [Sending his photo]. His name is X . He's a divorced dad of [kids]. He lives in the [place]. We're meeting at [place]. If he chops me up avenge me.

Her: Avenge you actually or spiritually?

Me: I would prefer actually but spiritually would do.

Her: Have fun!
Me: I hope I survive! He has tattoos!

This is every text exchange any woman sends to her besties before a date.

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