@lea @fuchsiii Time to introduce #Cryptojacking #malware as alternative to #tracking+#ads I guess... ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMIZKtVruH8
#sarcasm

@threetails @douglasvb @GreenFire @fuchsiii @notjustbikes pretty shure they'd rather kill #EPA staff than bow before logic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN7mSXMruEo&t=1740s

#sarcasm ofc

#Sarcasm
“I don’t believe in plastic surgery but in your case, go ahead.”

#Sarcasm
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” ~ W. C. Fields

if you didnt beat the game with all unupgraded weapons, completely naked, perpetually afflicted with poison/rot/toxic, controlled by only your knees, while having lobsters clamped on both nipples, with an old man flogging you and rubbing salt on the wounds, you didnt truly beat the game.

#eldenring #darksouls #fromsoftware #sarcasm

@kenney Darn it, Kenney. Now I *must* give you money for such quality assets.

Stop being so awesome! #Sarcasm

@olmitch I'm shocked, shocked I say, to find corruption in the houses of power.

#not #sarcasm #corruption #hashtag

@HopelessDemigod @Dianora So accounts on some Mastodon instances are short-term things, subject to renewal offers? No wonder I see so many reintroductions as people migrate to new servers. #Sarcasm #AttemptAtJoke

(I'm glad the server I randomly landed on years ago has been so stable. Thanks social.tchncs.de for being solid, you are reinforcing my stereotypes about Germans being competent and serious.)

Printer Manufacturers, why is there no 3.5" Floppy disk with drivers for my OS/2 and Windows 3.1 in the package?

And thank you for not adding any drivers for an OS, that was made after 2016.

#sarcasm

#Sarcasm
“I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.”

#Sarcasm
“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” ~ Billy Wilder

Sadly he didn't sing #LittleArmalite... ^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDBzi0n9Fxg&t=246s

#sarcasm

@ORF_News Haben sie dann in der Nacht zumindest offen?

#sarcasm

@Eichi
Och klingt doch supi.
#sarcasm

@ocdtrekkie @catraxx @EU_Commission yeah.

Same with the #EU making VAT mandatory to be paid at the customers' juristiction and not the tax avoidance juristiction of the #GAFAMs, which basically killed a lot of superior domestic competition like #AndroidPit's #AppCenter which had way more favourable terms for customers AND developers/publishers!
https://web.archive.org/web/20141125020445/http://www.androidpit.de/in-eigener-sache-androidpit-schliesst-sein-app-center

Sadly there's neither #ACTA nir #TTIP so the owners couldn't sue the #EU for the added costs and loss of profit...
#sarcasm

@Sagittarius_Galaxie Jaaa, weil wir Frauen sind ja auch total scharf auf Periodenblutungen mit PMS! Oder wochenlangen Blutungen in den Wechseljahren! Das macht genauso viel Spaß, wie eine Maß Bier zu heben. #sarcasm

@BlackAzizAnansi A honest answer to this question may only confuse state agencies...

#sarcasm

#Sarcasm
“Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.”

#Sarcasm
“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

@benny @BrodieOnLinux @nuekaze I wished those were true, cuz then we'd not have those tinfoil-smoking conspiracy theorists...

#sarcasm