Nochmal schnell 5 Kilo zunehmen, damit ich offiziell übergewichtig bin und damit meinen Booster bekommen kann. Deutschland, 2023. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

So far today's going well.
Car eventually passed it's MOT and it cost less than expected to get it to pass, and my eldest has finally got accommodation for their 1st year at uni!
So not only are we getting them out of the house, we can drive them there to make sure they stay out of the house!

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In #Bayern wird langsam das Popcorn knapp. Freie Wähler Chef Hubert #Aiwanger meint dazu: „Dieses fremdländische Popcorn ist in der Tat knapp. Aber mein Bruder hat tonnenweise nachhaltiges bajuwarisches Puffmais im Angebot!“ cc @derpostillon #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Clankriminalität in der Bauernfamilie A. aus Rahstorf. Zwei Brüder, eine Schreibmaschine. Und was dann passierte. Demnächst als Serie im Bayrischen Rundfunk. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Don Alphonso to the rescue!1!! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

@pmaurus Wenn es soo viele Vaterländer gibt, braucht's mindestens Mütterchen Russland, um das im Gleichgewicht zu halten.

🙈😎 #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Politik, damals wie heute: Der Staat ist nicht erpressbar! Weder von Terroristen noch vom Klima! Wir sitzen das einfach aus! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf #Klimawandel

Startup idea:

AI that convers YouTube tutorial videos into blog posts. Speech to text and the frames everyone pauses as pictures.

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Musk will soon announce a rectangular device to interact with #𝕏 in immersive ways that you can connect to your TV. He will call it the 𝕏-Box. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

If you want to learn how far-right movements can flourish even under the public spotlight, just ask people that are still on #Twitter why they can't leave. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Random thought: lets adopt the following nomenclature.

IRHBM: International Red Hatted Business Machines
IRHBMEL: International Red Hatted Business Machines Enablement Linux.

#sarcasmbutonlyhalf @geerlingguy

Obacht! Wenn man in #Bayern auf geschmolzenem Asphalt mit dem Auto festklebt, ist man #Klimakleber und geht sofort für 30 Tage in den Knast. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

EU-based "Influencer", die sich über VPNs und irgendwie angelegten US/UK Accounts hangeln um doch an einen #Threads Account zu kommen aber trotzdem ständig behaupten #ActivityPub / #Mastodon wäre irgendwie zu kompliziert — genau mein Humor ;) #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Planned obsolescence of centralised social networks. Welcome to my TED talk #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Over on #Twitter, Elon Musk has decided to make people go out and experience the real world a bit more:

"To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:

- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day"

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@jwildeboer as a former packager I am shocked how many people cares about src.rpm nowadays. The worst format any hacker wants to touch. #sarcasmbutonlyhalf

I am sad seeing such level of a vitriol here on Mastodon toward RedHat. I think its a great company with a huge positive impact for OSS.

Dear #Facebook and/or #Meta. My instance will only federate with you every 3rd Wednesday of the month for 20 minutes. Please acknowledge. #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

Tired: BILD entlässt.
Wired: KKR hat erkannt, daß der deutsche Michel sich auch wesentlich billiger radikalisieren lässt.

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But also: calls for preemptive degeneration and blaming/shaming isn’t helpful. Quite the opposite. It helps with the divide and conquer strategy. And Meta gets all of that disruption of the fediverse for free! #SarcasmButOnlyHalf

#google is like that big box full of cables and power adapters that sit under your desk or in your basement and when you suddenly need one of them, you’ll only find a post-it that says “yeah, we threw this specific cable in the bin a year ago” #SarcasmButOnlyHalf #GoogleAlbums