#evil #covid19 #vax #vaccine #revolution

Developing a vaccine is as much an art as it is science. The strategy is to fine tune the effectiveness of the vaccine so that it is effective enough so that, from an individual’s perspective, it reduces illness enough to make it a reasonable choice to take the jab, but to make the vaccine weak enough so that vaccinated people continue to spread the disease and make more customers.

#sardonic (In case it wasn't obvious)

#evil #covid19 #vax #vaccine #revolution

Developing a vaccine is as much an art as it is science. The strategy is to fine tune the effectiveness of the vaccine so that it is effective enough so that, from an individual’s perspective, it is reduces illness enough to make it a reasonable choice to take the jab, but to make the vaccine weak enough so that vaccinated people continue to spread the disease and make more customers.

#sardonic (In case it wasn't obvious)

Let’s make more people sick
so we can sell more medicine.

Let’s start another war
so we can sell more weapons.

Let’s cause more crime
so we can hire more lawyers
and build more prisons.

Let’s cut ourselves
because the bandage is pretty.

Let’s kill ourselves
to feed the worms.

#SmallPoems #Poetry #MastoPrompt #bandage
#sardonic

This is what people are worried about? 😂

write a tweet that expresses angst about the zeitgeist

"Feeling lost and disconnected in this world of constant noise and chaos. Is anyone else out there feeling the weight of the zeitgeist?" #angst #zeitgeist

now make it sardonic a

"Another day, another meltdown of the collective consciousness. Just another reminder that we're all doomed to swim in the shallow end of the gene pool. #sardonic #zeitgeist"

This is what people are worried about? 😂

write a tweet that expresses angst about the zeitgeist

"Feeling lost and disconnected in this world of constant noise and chaos. Is anyone else out there feeling the weight of the zeitgeist?" #angst #zeitgeist

now make it sardonic a

"Another day, another meltdown of the collective consciousness. Just another reminder that we're all doomed to swim in the shallow end of the gene pool. #sardonic #zeitgeist"

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#humor #joke #satire #sardonic

Various views on abortion…

Democrat:
“Genders that carry wombs have historically been oppressed and subject to indigenous reproductive genocide. No one can dictate to our collective feminality what to do with our bodies or any one else’s body until the fetus reaches the age of majority. (Also, it must be paid for by single-payer healthcare because black lives matter and LGBTQIAHS+ intersectionality woke reparations.)”

Republican:
“No abortions, no exceptions because the Bible says so. It’s says so right there in Mark 17:3. (I know it’s true because my TV preacher told me it was true while he was taking up a collection to help pay for the church’s new anti-abortionist private jet.)”

Libertarian:
“In a free-market capitalist economy, a person owns their own body (even if they are a woman). And an unwanted pregnancy is trespassing and theft of productivity, so the woman has a right to defend herself and the trespasser can be forcibly ejected at any time. (Even if it requires the use of an assault rifle to remove the fetus, tax free.)”

Why do they bury war victims in mass graves?

So that in a million years from now when another species has taken over for humans, who by then are long extinct, all those people who were buried a million years ago during the war will have turned into oil and then the new species can pump out that oil and they’ll have something to fight about and start wars over.

The cycle of life.

#sardonic #war #violence #life #death #avarice

(Image: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pump_Jack.jpg, by Sanjay Acharya, CC-BY-SA-3.0)

@__pando__

"Primitive Conflicts, Crude Weapons, Petty Bickering over borders, and nuclear balance of terror which precludes any potential for victory,"

#humor #sardonic #tz

@freemo @trinsec

Deposed him? What do mean? He's still the president.

#sardonic

L'attore di minacce finanziariamente motivato #FIN8 è stato osservato impiegare nei recenti attacchi una backdoor non rilevata in precedenza, soprannominata #Sardonic.
Di Pierluigi #Paganini su #cyberdefensemagazine
https://www.cyberdefensemagazine.com/fin8-group-used/

#COVID19 #masks #vaccine #CDC #satire #sardonic #sarcasm

What happens when the virus mutates into a super-intelligent AI hive mind?

It may fool people into thinking that the vaccine is dangerous so it will have more hosts to invade.

****** BREAKING NEWS ******
--- video below ---
CDC Director confirms that the COVID-19 virus is sentient...

#short #satire #unfair #edit #masks #vaccine

In a recent interview, the CDC director confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is sentient. Maybe this is how it can tell which people are illegal aliens and which are US citizens.

(play video for details)

#CDC #COVID19 #satire #sardonic #unfair #edit #masks #vaccine

Play the video:
https://video.qoto.org/videos/watch/67d450ee-1c57-4791-b0c7-82d64f707ec5

Here's a video of Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi discussing the intricacies of the 25th Amendment, impeachment and the presidential line of succession.

***This is the first time this video has been released since the coup attempt.***

#25A #USA #impeachment #sardonic #TruthBeTold

(Note: The release of this video does not violate national security law and is published here under the provisions of 17 U.S.C. § 107.)