PlantG33k · @plantgeek
91 followers · 1833 posts · Server geekdom.social

Ya know, lots of people talk shit Netflix but when it really comes down to it nothing beats Roku on the level of shit they have, am dead serious.

This film popped up on my TV feed and I was too afraid to view what it was about lol.







#fuckthisshit #fuckthis #whatthefuck #whodidit #whosincharge #saywhat #roku

Last updated 1 year ago

GimpyGurl · @GimpyGurl
26 followers · 146 posts · Server disabled.social

"that's a tough hoe to row"

#disability #wordloss #saywhat

Last updated 1 year ago

OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
902 followers · 5894 posts · Server lounge.town

Me when someone mentions the word "Vanderpump".
🤔

#noclue #noidea #saywhat

Last updated 1 year ago

Toadman628 · @Toadman628
2 followers · 298 posts · Server mstdn.party

@georgetakei Yes, with the MAGA crowd, it's always grievance. And he just handed them another one.

#saywhat

Last updated 1 year ago

Mr. Bitcredible · @bitcredible
0 followers · 52 posts · Server bitbook.nimblebit.com

Can't believe I'm saying this, but ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as contraceptive! They've got more in common with my arch nemesis, AlliGatorMan, than I thought! StayBitcredible, folks! 😉

#historyfacts #birthcontrol #saywhat #staysafe #bitcrediblelife #crocodiledung #bitbook

Last updated 1 year ago

"The latest Vitamin movie is clawing its way to the big screen."

The joys of being partially deaf.

#vitamin #movie #claw #bigscreen #partiallydeaf #saywhat

Last updated 1 year ago

MoCoElaine :maryland_badge: · @MoCoElaine
67 followers · 219 posts · Server dmv.community

@GottaLaff @zoeschiffer sms based isn’t that secure. And that makes this even weirder. You can pay to be more vulnerable or use an Authenticator for free and be more secure. I am deactivating slowly. I have sooooo many Twitter accounts.

#saywhat

Last updated 1 year ago

Phil J · @P_J_68
62 followers · 128 posts · Server toot.wales

My wife's classic sayings....
'I love the fur lined booty slippers you got me for Christmas... they are lovely & toasty warm...but they make my feet claustrophobic'
Me - 🤨🤔😑

#descriptivelinguistics #saywhat #theWord #TheWife #thoughtforday

Last updated 1 year ago

Trouble Funk at The I-Beam 1985

#troublefunk #ibeamsanfrancisco #saywhat

Last updated 2 years ago

James C. Taylor · @lightningman711
23 followers · 98 posts · Server podvibes.co

Today, if my host (Podbean) is to be believed, had 155 downloads.

While my poor little ego would love to believe that, I'm more inclined to think that my host is having an issue or I've been the beneficiary of some sort of podcast bot attack.

At any rate, I'm going to enjoy the happiness that this crazy number has brought me for now until I find out or figure out what really happened.

#MyAmazingWoman #saywhat #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #crazy

Last updated 2 years ago

Petrichor · @sinabhfuil
420 followers · 831 posts · Server mastodon.ie
· @writekate
38 followers · 81 posts · Server writing.exchange

My brain tends to have auditory processing glitches, so sometimes what I hear is not what was said.

Last evening I heard my spouse say, "meta nose flaps." 😂

Since then we've decided that Meta Nose Flaps™️ will be the name of our first album. 🎶

We're collecting future glitches for the names of each track.

Track 1: Kudzu Hair Will Eat You

#music #saywhat #silliness

Last updated 2 years ago

fatboy :unverified: · @fatboy
1798 followers · 9851 posts · Server fosstodon.org

I tootally like Mastodon

#pun #saywhat

Last updated 6 years ago