"A tree on fire fell on a wire 40 feet from the house." Methinks that dispatcher's a poet who didn't even know it. LOL #ScannerFunnies #Rhyming

So we finish giving our smart speaker a command, but the speaker's mic is still open. Just then, someone on the scanner rattles off "495." Our smart speaker hears this and, in its never-ending quest to be helpful, informs us that 495 minutes is 8.25 hours. #SmartSpeaker #SpeakerGoof #ScannerFunnies

"Testing 1 2 3 4 5 4 3 3 4 5 5 5 5 5..."
Us: "I hope that's not a stutter."
#ScannerFunnies #StarTrek #TNG

Umm, smart-speaker, just because someone's talking about making contact by phone doesn't mean you need to try and pitch in. It's not like they can hear you anyway. LOL #ScannerFunnies #SmartSpeakerFail

From the archives: his Call in the QC regarding a "Pontiac Grand Pee..." Is that the model with a toilet for a driver's seat? #TongueTied #ScannerFunnies"