@rstevens This would be right at home in a US version of the @scarfolk pocket dimension. #scarfolk

@BigFoxBoss @kotik #scarfolk

We're on a Holland America #cruise at the moment and to celebrate their Dutch heritage, they have an Orange Night. That's tonight. There will be lots of orange shirts and dresses and flashes of colour, I'm sure, but I'm hoping I'm the only person representing #Scarfolk in Alaskan waters this evening.

#Travel #TShirt #HollandAmerica #Orange #Netherlands #Holland #Alaska

#15yrsago #BletchleyPark kicks so much ass https://memex.craphound.com/2008/07/20/bletchley-park-kicks-so-much-ass/

#15yrsago Spamwar’s worst mistakes being recapitulated by the #CopyrightWars https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2008/jul/15/copyright.filesharing

#10yrsago Cheap, easy, no-mess #ColdBrewCoffee https://memex.craphound.com/2013/07/20/cheap-easy-no-mess-cold-brew-coffee/

#5yrsago UK government accidentally includes #Scarfolk poster endorsing culls of rabid children in official publication https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/1020290984549249026

#5yrsago UK government defends the use of under 16s as covert operatives https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street

5/

Staff at Scarfolk General celebrate the 75th birthday of the NHS. #scarfolk #nhs

@Sardonicus This has big #Scarfolk / #hauntology vibes!

#scarfolk

Have just stumbled across Welcome to #Nightvale podcast on Spotify. It's awesome!!

https://open.spotify.com/show/0s6Wc5qf8SIvCtKZNC6N7s

It makes for great listening. I can't help but think the town should be twinned with #Scarfolk .. except Scarfork is already twinned with R'yleh if I recall correctly ;)

Makes me wish the authors of Nightvale and @Richard_Littler should do a collab :D

Perhaps a Scar/vale theme park. (entry expensive, leaving not necessarily guaranteed )

#scarfolk

#scarfolk

Kennen junge Leute auch nicht mehr, aber früher lief zum Sendeschluss immer dieser Hinweis. #scarfolk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrHBZ69AKDg

3. Those below the poverty line who are compulsorily sacrificing themselves to appease the gods of inflation, and to bring down the cost of living, should arrive 30 mins before the event, but not before they have pledged allegiance (& their remaining finances) to the council deities.
#MayDay
#BankHolidayMonday
#MayDay
#scarfolk

2. The May Pylon Dance will commence at 2pm. For optimal conductivity, pleasure ensure all participants have been adequately drenched beforehand.
#BankHolidayMonday
#MayDay
#scarfolk

Scarfolk Council public information messages for #MayDay.
1. Be aware that illegal morris dancers have been sighted in this area. Do NOT approach them. They are thought to be dangerous and armed with prohibited handkerchiefs.
#BankHolidayMonday #Scarfolk

The story so far... 10 years of
#Scarfolk posts, now on Substack: https://scarfolk.substack.com

#scarfolk

@xianrenaud @glennf
It's worth tracking down the #Scarfolk ouvre.

I used to see it on Twatter, and now on FarceBuk.

But there is a blog: https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/

And a Book:
https://www.waterstones.com/book/discovering-scarfolk/richard-littler/9780091958480

#Satire #Sinister #Yorkshire #Humour #Recommended

[6/30] Mind How You Go - The Advisory Circle (2005/09)

So heads up; I’m a huge hauntology fan. Anything by Ghost Box or gives big 70s Brit education TV gives me life.

I’m also a bit of a civil defence nerd (have a copy of Protect & Survive, the pamphlet that was meant to be given out in case of a nuclear attack).

Hugely inspired by #Scarfolk. Make sure you don’t trespass, Lughaidh won’t be best pleased…

❤️ track: Nuclear Substation
🎵: https://spotify.link/EVtcgcSsOyb
#AlbumArtworkApril #furryart

UK 2023: "About 500 adult male migrants to be housed on barge off Dorset coast."

Scarfolk 1970s (2020): The deportation raft off Scarfolk coast beyond the "Natural barrier against foreigners."
#scarfolk

@thisness @Richard_Littler

Well, it's not #Scarfolk