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#scaryshit

Meet a scary looking critter, the #orbspider, but she’s pretty harmless all the same.

This is a female. They’re the big ones! Males are way-smaller in size.

I saw a heap of these (nearly walked into this one’s web) a week ago, along the #LoddonRiver in #Bendigo #australia.

Australian golden orb weaver:

Found in Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Australia, northern New Zealand, and New Caledonia.

The female typically grows to around 40mm (1.5 inch), whereas males only reach around 7-10mm (quarter to a third of an inch) in length.

It’s web is normally over 1 metre in diameter. Once built, it never leaves its web.

They’re harmless and not poisonous to humans.

Its main predators are birds and parasitic wasps.

Breeds throughout late summer and spring, and produces an average of 380 eggs.

The tiny males tie down the much larger females before mating, weaving silk threads over their abdomens.

Sexual cannibalism is rare with this species, however up to 50% of males are cannibalised throughout the natural course of life, as ‘prey’.

They’re an edible spider and are considered a delicacy in New Guinea. They’re plucked by the legs from their webs and lightly roasted over an open fire. Ummm, no thanks 😳

#altext, first image

#creepycrawley #spider #spiders #scaryshit #urbanflora #flora #Bendigo #Centralvictoria #bush #river #gardening #garden #melbourne #aesthetichedonist #flowersofmastodon #gardeningAU #gardening #narrm #victoria #Australia #makesmehappy

Have you heard of the Convention of States? #scaryshit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrRuHtEMDcN/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

After seeing pretty compelling evidence that #musk is forcing you to see his illuminated thoughts either you like it or not (and #Twitter engineers to tweak the system to do so), I am really wondering why is anyone still interested in a platform that so obviously feeds you what *he* wants you to see... #scaryshit

The scary side of the #holidays. #13thFloor #scary #scaryshit #denver #colorado
https://share.newsbreak.com/2le2o4bq

Does anyone know if this is a real tweet from #elonmusk ?
#scaryshit

Things are taking a very dark turn, folks. Yes, it's been bad the past few years, but evil is getting more organized. It's making plans, strategizing, mobilizing. And it's very well-funded.

Anyway, happy Monday! ✨

"White Nationalists, Other Republicans Brace for ‘Total War’"
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2022/12/11/white-nationalists-other-republicans-brace-total-war

#nazis #gop #republicans #fascism #scaryshit

Things are taking a very dark turn, folks. Yes, it's been bad the past few years, but evil is getting more organized. It's making plans, strategizing, mobilizing. And it's very well-funded.

Anyway, happy Monday! ✨

"White Nationalists, Other Republicans Brace for ‘Total War’"
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2022/12/11/white-nationalists-other-republicans-brace-total-war

#nazis #gop #republicans #fascism #scaryshit

Funny... not funny...

Actually... I'm not laughing.

#scaryshit

🧂 Salty Cracker

BBC Admits That Some Coof Miracle Jabs Were Created With AIDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B8qWHfvlsY