There needs to be a term for #schadenfreude so poetic that you take pleasure not only in the suffering, but also in the act of taking that pleasure. I nominate "schadenfreudelicious."

There are few things more #schadenfreudelicious in this world than watching two people sit remarkably uncomfortably in a restaurant simply because you are there minding your own damn business, enjoying your evening.

It's a prison of their own making, and you know what? I'M FUCKING #HereForIt. #Karma's a bitch.