At dinner, our eighth-grade daughter was telling us about #SchoolPicture day. She said she was happy with it but that had been considering making a face like [pantomimes something like 🤪🤓🥴].
Wife/Mom: What?
Me/Dad: It’s a #meme.
Daughter: Wait, how do you know about that?
Me: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
Daughter: …
Me:
someone posted the pages of my 7th grade yearbook elsewhere, and oh no, it was me.
each picture was teensy, which is a mercy. The pixelation helps.
I was 13. It was not fun to be 13, even in those days.
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