Oblomov · @oblomov
877 followers · 67824 posts · Server sociale.networkHow dense do you have to be to overlook the gravity of the matter
ErrantScience · @errantscience
1941 followers · 356 posts · Server mas.to
🤒 It’s important to schedule any serious illness you have so that they don’t coincide with research funding deadlines 😷
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Thi Lam · @JadePanda
4 followers · 2 posts · Server dmv.community#Introduction time!
I am an #Oklahoma girl that now lives in #DC. I’m a scientist at the #NIH who is a proud dog momma 🐶.
I enjoy playing #videogames, watching #films and #tvshows, and doing #nailart. I have a side business making press on nails (Teacup Nails). I am a huge #foodie, either eating it or cooking it 🥗🍆🥙🍗🍱🥘
I enjoy #sciencejokes, #music, and #learning new things. I hope to meet new #friends and share #ideas
#introduction #oklahoma #dc #nih #videogames #films #tvshows #nailart #foodie #sciencejokes #music #learning #friends #ideas
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 40 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldTwo chemists walk into a bar:
The first one asks for H2O,
The second one asks for H2O too.
The second one had to go to the hospital! :GeordieOops: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes
#chemistry #chemistryjokes #sciencejokes
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 39 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldDon't combine 6.022x10^23 piles of dirt into one — you'll make a mountain out of a mole hill! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #Chemist #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #CornyJokes #DadJoke #CornyJoke #Joke #Jokes #ChemistryJoke #ScienceJoke #ScienceJokes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#chemistry #chemist #chemistryjokes #dadjokes #cornyjokes #dadjoke #cornyjoke #joke #jokes #chemistryjoke #sciencejoke #sciencejokes #humor #humour #funny
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 38 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldMy advice for oxygen atoms struggling to make friends: come swim in #TheBasin at #RottnestIsland, where it's full of two hydrogen atoms for every oxygen :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Humor #Humour #ScienceJokes #ChemistryJokes
#thebasin #rottnestisland #jokes #humor #humour #sciencejokes #chemistryjokes
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
17 followers · 37 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldWhen you have all kinds of problems, chemists have all kinds of solutions! :GeordieHa: #Chemistry #ChemistryJokes #DadJokes #Jokes #ScienceJokes
#chemistry #chemistryjokes #dadjokes #jokes #sciencejokes
Kerta :vorified: · @KertaDrake
21 followers · 114 posts · Server gulp.cafeHeisenburger's uncertainty principle: As the amount of time to pass leaving a food item from a fast food restaurant completely unobserved increases, the probability of the food item not being what you ordered approaches 100%
Examples:
Order - Wait time - Item received.
Ordered a plain hamburger - 1 hour - Deluxe Burger
Ordered fries - 24 hours - Received mozzarella bites.
Ordered a Chicken sandwich - 2 weeks - Received two tacos(Note: Restaurant does not serve tacos!)
#sciencejokes
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
15 followers · 25 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldHeHe! :GeordieHa: #ChemistryJokes #ScienceJokes #NerdJokes #Jokes #Humour
#chemistryjokes #sciencejokes #nerdjokes #jokes #humour
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
15 followers · 22 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldWhat do you get when you cross a chemist with a plumber?
A chemical bond! :GeordieHa: #ScienceJokes #ChemidtryJokes
Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
180 followers · 2939 posts · Server tweesecake.social
Puns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use? A tree-ring binder...
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/corny-science-jokes-for-a-friday/ #Humour #Joke #Science #ScienceJokes
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Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
179 followers · 2938 posts · Server tweesecake.socialPuns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): Organic chemistry is difficult. Its students have alkynes of trouble.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/corny-science-jokes-for-a-friday/ #Humour #Joke #Science #ScienceJokes
#humour #joke #Science #sciencejokes
Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
179 followers · 2937 posts · Server tweesecake.socialPuns AndOneliners (punsandoneliner): A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not"
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/corny-science-jokes-for-a-friday/ #Humour #Joke #Science #ScienceJokes
#humour #joke #Science #sciencejokes
Geordie :GeordieChemist: · @Geordie
16 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldI just can't relate to physicists — there's just no chemistry :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Science #ScienceJokes
Jaela Bernstien · @JaeBern
560 followers · 13 posts · Server newsie.socialBack in the day, we used to say when you failed you "crashed and burned." From now on, I'll be upgrading to "rapidly unscheduled disassemblies" #ScienceJokes #SpaceXStarship #SpaceX
#sciencejokes #spacexstarship #spacex
Hannah Weinberger · @Trailanderror
1971 followers · 236 posts · Server scicomm.xyz8 Simple Rules for Dating My Stone-age Carbon
1. Radioactive isotopes are unstable but not unloveable. Handle with care and especially with gloves
2.
#radioactive #jokes #sciencejokes #carbondating
Big-Tity Honker's · @BikiniBabeLover
45 followers · 2997 posts · Server mastodon.podaboutli.st
Paul Peace · @paulpeace
565 followers · 271 posts · Server earthstream.socialMarine science question:
Do lobsters get crabs?
#jokes #sciencejokes #paulsjokes #puns #wordplay
Jerry Levine · @jerrylevine
1930 followers · 657 posts · Server mastodon.socialDo you know what Sin City is? Of course, you do, it's Las Vegas.
Do you know what Den City is?
No?
Mass over Volume.
#dadjokes #sciencejokes #jokes