Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
459 followers · 1284 posts · Server mastodon.scotNo Ma King
Albert Kirk Jr
No ma King;
No yours tae;
Say it awfy quate but
On Coronation Day;
Sic a thocht is scunnersome;
Sic a thocht is vile;
Think anither thocht like thon,
Ye'll spend the nicht in jile;
Cannae hae the common fowk
Thinkin that they'r free;
Cannae hae the monarchy
Unner scrutiny;
Hail the King insteid, ya cur!
Hail the Windsors tae!
Say it like they'll crack yer skull
On Coronation Day.
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #NotMyKing #Coronation2023 #poetry #Coronation
#Coronation #poetry #coronation2023 #NotMyKing #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
458 followers · 1277 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Eton Boorach by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #Putin #vladimirputin #Eton
#eton #vladimirputin #putin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
457 followers · 1264 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Hingin Thegither, Yer Majesty by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #poetry #Coronation #NotMyKing
A wrut a version o this for Platty Joobs an Av brocht it up tae date for Seturday 👍
#NotMyKing #Coronation #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
452 followers · 1209 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Deid Cuddy Christmas the morra!
Grand National by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #GrandNational
#GrandNational #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
448 followers · 1188 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Daith by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin #poetry
#poetry #scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
448 followers · 1185 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Ironically... by Albert Kirk Jr
Prolly the warst pun iver 😄
#Scots #ScotsLeid #punsforever #scotspoetry
#scotspoetry #punsforever #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
447 followers · 1181 posts · Server mastodon.scotEaster Egg Hunt
Albert Kirk Jr
Cannie how ye say it:
Easter Egg Hunt!
Try afore ye dae it:
Easter Egg Hunt!
The maws'll no be cheery
Gin yer soondin awfy sweiry,
Sae cannie how ye say it:
Easter Egg Hunt!
#scots #Easter #Pasch #ScotsLeid #ScotsScrievin #poetry #ScotsPoetry
#scotspoetry #poetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #pasch #easter #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
446 followers · 1179 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Warm the day, int it? 😄
Taps Aff by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #Poetry #ScotsScrievin #TapsAff #Scotland
#scotland #tapsaff #scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1175 posts · Server mastodon.scotSelkirk Grace 2.0
Albert Kirk Jr
Some hae scran an cannae tan
An some wad tan that want it;
But we hae scran an we can tan
Sae let the Lord be thankit!
#TartanDay #RobertBurns #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #Poetry #ScotsScrievin #Scotland
#scotland #scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #RobertBurns #tartanday
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1175 posts · Server mastodon.scotSelkirk Grace 2.0
Albert Kirk Jr
Some hae scran an cannae tan
An some wad tan that want it;
But we hae scran an we can tan
Sae let the Lord be thankit!
#TartanDay
#RobertBurns
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #Poetry #ScotsScrievin
#scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #RobertBurns #tartanday
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
442 followers · 1170 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Tartan Day by Albert Kirk Jr
#TartanDay #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #poetry #ScotsScrievin #ukraine #Scotland
#scotland #ukraine #scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #tartanday
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
443 followers · 1161 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Waddin Vou by Albert Kirk Jr
Gettin mairrit? Dinnae ken whit tae say? Dinnae fash: auld Albert haes yer back 😄
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsScrievin #ScotsPoetry #Scotland #marriage #vows #poetry #weddings
#weddings #poetry #Vows #marriage #scotland #scotspoetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1159 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Tint by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin #Poetry #Scotland
#scotland #poetry #scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
441 followers · 1129 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Scotland! O Scotia! By Jings An Tae Hang!
A sang, by Albert Kirk Jr
#Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin #poetry #williamwallace #RobertBurns #AlexanderFleming #CharlesRennieMackintosh
#charlesrenniemackintosh #alexanderfleming #RobertBurns #williamwallace #poetry #scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
443 followers · 1119 posts · Server mastodon.scotThochts an Prayers
Albert Kirk Jr
noo is no the time tae act
anent the murthert weans:
maws an das ur greetin yet
fae Texas tae Ukraine,
Winnenden tae Peshawar,
Yemen tae Dunblane:
A'v telt ye mair than yince,
An here ye gar me say agane:
noo is no the time tae act
anent the murthert weans:
#scotsscrievin #nashville #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
442 followers · 1108 posts · Server mastodon.scotTory Manifesto
Albert Kirk Jr
Kythe chape
Lear chape
Darg chape
Dee chape
An be dammt gleg aboot it!
#scotspoetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #scots
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
437 followers · 1088 posts · Server mastodon.scotSnotters
Albert Kirk Jr
Ma snib is fou o snotters
That willnae dreeble oot;
They dinnae dreep a thochtie
Gin A dicht them wi a cloot.
A howk them wi ma fingers;
A scart them wi ma taes;
A rummle roon sair foonert
Ilka meenit o the day.
A'm feart A'll loass a pinkie
Dellin deep ahint a ee;
A'm feart A'll powk ma harns oot -
O, whit a wey tae dee!
Ma snib is stowed wi snotters
That willnae quit ma heid;
A think A'll lea ma neb alane
An pick ma bum insteid.
#scotspoetry #scots #worldPoetryDay
essjax · @Essjax
1088 followers · 3787 posts · Server mastodon.nz
On yonder hill,
there stood a coo.
It must have gone,
it's no there noo.
#ScotsPoetry
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
429 followers · 1037 posts · Server mastodon.scotBBC Scotchland
Albert Kirk Jr
BBC, BBC,
Tell anither lee tae me,
Skew whit ilka ee can see
Fae John o Groats tae Gretna G.
BBC, BBC,
Propaganda licence fee,
Threapin that we'r daft an wee
An cannae troke wi bein free.
BBC, BBC,
Awfy suin ye'r gaunnae dee
An no a single fuck A'll gie
The day yer kistit, BBC.
(Thanks tae @albert for Gretna G 🙂)
#BBC #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin
#scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #bbc
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
427 followers · 1023 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Here a poyum aboot how it's aw gangin tae shite.
A cry it Gangin Tae Shite by Albert Kirk Jr
#refugeeswelcome #UKisOver #gammon
#GaryLineker #BravermanOut #HumanRights #Scots #ScotsLeid #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin
#scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #humanrights #bravermanout #GaryLineker #gammon #ukisover #refugeeswelcome