Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
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No Ma King
Albert Kirk Jr

No ma King;
No yours tae;
Say it awfy quate but
On Coronation Day;

Sic a thocht is scunnersome;
Sic a thocht is vile;
Think anither thocht like thon,
Ye'll spend the nicht in jile;

Cannae hae the common fowk
Thinkin that they'r free;
Cannae hae the monarchy
Unner scrutiny;

Hail the King insteid, ya cur!
Hail the Windsors tae!
Say it like they'll crack yer skull
On Coronation Day.

#Coronation #poetry #coronation2023 #NotMyKing #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 1 year ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
458 followers · 1277 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
457 followers · 1264 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Hingin Thegither, Yer Majesty by Albert Kirk Jr

A wrut a version o this for Platty Joobs an Av brocht it up tae date for Seturday 👍

#NotMyKing #Coronation #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
452 followers · 1209 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Deid Cuddy Christmas the morra!

Grand National by Albert Kirk Jr

#GrandNational #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
448 followers · 1188 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
448 followers · 1185 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Ironically... by Albert Kirk Jr

Prolly the warst pun iver 😄

#scotspoetry #punsforever #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
447 followers · 1181 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Easter Egg Hunt
Albert Kirk Jr

Cannie how ye say it:
Easter Egg Hunt!
Try afore ye dae it:
Easter Egg Hunt!
The maws'll no be cheery
Gin yer soondin awfy sweiry,
Sae cannie how ye say it:
Easter Egg Hunt!

#scotspoetry #poetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #pasch #easter #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
446 followers · 1179 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1175 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Selkirk Grace 2.0
Albert Kirk Jr

Some hae scran an cannae tan
An some wad tan that want it;
But we hae scran an we can tan
Sae let the Lord be thankit!

#scotland #scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #RobertBurns #tartanday

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1175 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Selkirk Grace 2.0
Albert Kirk Jr

Some hae scran an cannae tan
An some wad tan that want it;
But we hae scran an we can tan
Sae let the Lord be thankit!



#scotsscrievin #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #RobertBurns #tartanday

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
442 followers · 1170 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
443 followers · 1161 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Waddin Vou by Albert Kirk Jr

Gettin mairrit? Dinnae ken whit tae say? Dinnae fash: auld Albert haes yer back 😄

#weddings #poetry #Vows #marriage #scotland #scotspoetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
444 followers · 1159 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
441 followers · 1129 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
443 followers · 1119 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Thochts an Prayers
Albert Kirk Jr

noo is no the time tae act
anent the murthert weans:
maws an das ur greetin yet
fae Texas tae Ukraine,
Winnenden tae Peshawar,
Yemen tae Dunblane:
A'v telt ye mair than yince,
An here ye gar me say agane:
noo is no the time tae act
anent the murthert weans:






#scotsscrievin #nashville #poetry #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
442 followers · 1108 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Tory Manifesto
Albert Kirk Jr

Kythe chape
Lear chape
Darg chape
Dee chape

An be dammt gleg aboot it!




#scotspoetry #scotsscrievin #ScotsLeid #scots

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
437 followers · 1088 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Snotters
Albert Kirk Jr

Ma snib is fou o snotters
That willnae dreeble oot;
They dinnae dreep a thochtie
Gin A dicht them wi a cloot.

A howk them wi ma fingers;
A scart them wi ma taes;
A rummle roon sair foonert
Ilka meenit o the day.

A'm feart A'll loass a pinkie
Dellin deep ahint a ee;
A'm feart A'll powk ma harns oot -
O, whit a wey tae dee!

Ma snib is stowed wi snotters
That willnae quit ma heid;
A think A'll lea ma neb alane
An pick ma bum insteid.



#scotspoetry #scots #worldPoetryDay

Last updated 2 years ago

essjax · @Essjax
1088 followers · 3787 posts · Server mastodon.nz

On yonder hill,
there stood a coo.
It must have gone,
it's no there noo.

#scotspoetry

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
429 followers · 1037 posts · Server mastodon.scot

BBC Scotchland
Albert Kirk Jr

BBC, BBC,
Tell anither lee tae me,
Skew whit ilka ee can see
Fae John o Groats tae Gretna G.

BBC, BBC,
Propaganda licence fee,
Threapin that we'r daft an wee
An cannae troke wi bein free.

BBC, BBC,
Awfy suin ye'r gaunnae dee
An no a single fuck A'll gie
The day yer kistit, BBC.

(Thanks tae @albert for Gretna G 🙂)

#scotsscrievin #scotspoetry #ScotsLeid #scots #bbc

Last updated 2 years ago

Albert Kirk Jr · @AlbertKirkJr
427 followers · 1023 posts · Server mastodon.scot