It's interesting that we don't see well known ex #prime #minister #ScottyFromLongBay going to #Sharks football matches now he's been exposed as #Australia's most lying PM in forever.

#HillsongSucksCock
#ScottyFromMarketing
#MemberForCook

Australia has a dose of ‘long Morrison’, and it’s nothing to sneeze at
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australia-has-a-dose-of-long-morrison-and-it-s-nothing-to-sneeze-at-20230802-p5dtbz.html
COVID-19 may be receding in the memory but Australia can’t seem to shake off “long Morrison”, the lingering effects of a prime ministership widely deemed to have had a pestilential effect on the country’s body politic. Since his departure from office 14 months ago, we have witnessed the emergence of a number of variants.

Photo of newspaper clipping I've nabbed from a friend's post on a different social media platform appears to have come from a reader's comment in the paper version of this article, which was printed in response a day after the main article: https://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/a-message-for-the-premier-honour-the-deal-you-made-with-teachers-20230803-p5dtqc.html

#LongMorrison #LongHoward #ScottyFromMarketing #LiarFromTheShire #ScottMorrison #JohnHoward #AusPol #COVID19 #COVID19Aus #CovidIsNotOver #WearAMask

Posting this with hysterical laughter on repeat.

"Morrison lashes out at robo-debt ‘political lynching’, rejects royal commission findings.

"The former prime minister has described the commission’s findings against him as “disproportionate, wrong, unsubstantiated and contradicted by clear evidence”."

#AusPol #RoboDebt #RoboDebtRC #LNP #ScottyFromMarketing

Sutherland shire cat litter provider sniveling over #scottyFromMarketing who can't get a job offer because he was such a useless #puppy #fucker of a prime Minister.

https://www.theleader.com.au/story/8272521/scott-morrison-believes-he-has-been-stitched-up-and-wont-be-pushed-out-of-parliament/

Bill Shorten is rightfully furious at Scott Morrison and the public servants who orchestrated RoboDebt, and he's not in a mood to pull his punches:

The previous government and senior public servants gaslighted the nation and its citizens for 4.5 years. They betrayed the trust of the nation and its citizens for 4.5 years with an unlawful scheme which the Federal Court has called the worst chapter of public administration.

It has broken the sacred trust, that when citizens give some of their power to the Government, that the Government will make sure that it helps, not hurt, citizens. This is a report that shows how the previous government and senior public servants hurt, not helped, citizens.

#RoboDebt #AusPol #ScottyFromMarketing #ScottMorrison #RoboDebtRoyalCommission

Spoils to the guilt-ridden power mongers: #ScottyFromMarketing's generous $peaking gigs; Campbell's $900K #AUKUS reward; and #BinBird's plush Optus hire.

This does NOT augur well for hopes that we will ever see the #RoboDebt masterminds taste the lash.

Minions will - as they always have - fall in sacrifice.

#AusPol

Senator David Van resigns from Liberal Party following allegations of inappropriate behaviour
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-17/senator-david-van-resigns-from-liberal-party/102492092
Senator David Van has quit the Liberal Party in the wake of multiple allegations of inappropriate behaviour made against him over the past week.

What a creep! 🤬

#AusPol #LidiaThorpe #ScottMorrison #ScottyFromMarketing #DavidVan #AmandaStoker

David Van: former Liberal senator Amanda Stoker accuses colleague of ‘inappropriate’ touching.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jun/15/david-van-former-liberal-senator-amanda-stoker-accuses-colleague-of-inappropriate-touching
Following allegations made in the Senate by Lidia Thorpe, Stoker alleges Van twice squeezed her bottom at a social event in 2020

I think Amanda Stoker's allegations are consistent with Lidia Thorpe's allegations. It sounds awfully like David Van is a serial sexual abuser.

It makes you wonder who else in the Liberal Party knew what happened and did little to disclose it. Who was the "senior female colleague" Stoker reported the alleged behaviour to? Did some people high-up in the Liberal Party "close ranks" to protect David Van? And, since Lidia Thorpe and Amanda Stoker have spoken-up, will any more victims come forward?

#AusPol #LidiaThorpe #ScottMorrison #ScottyFromMarketing #DavidVan #AmandaStoker

Lidia Thorpe in the Senate accuses Liberal David Van of sexual assault, but later withdraws comments
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-14/lidia-thorpe-senate-accuses-david-van-sexual-assault/102480086
Senator Lidia Thorpe has used parliamentary privilege to accuse a Liberal senator of sexual assault, but later withdrew the remarks.
Lidia Thorpe said then Prime Minister Scott Morrison relocated Liberal David Van’s office after he allegedly sexually assaulted her.

We should listen to women if they make a claim of sexual assault, and we should believe them.
I'm not going to speculate on why Lidia Thorpe withdrew her comment from parliament, but think it's safe to say there will be more news to come.

#AusPol #LidiaThorpe #ScottMorrison #ScottyFromMarketing #DavidVan

Morrison government gave $4 Million to group accused of conducting exorcisms and gay conversions
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jun/07/morrison-government-gave-4m-to-group-accused-of-conducting-exorcisms-and-gay-conversions
The Morrison government gave $4m to an organisation accused of “extreme religious practices” – including exorcisms and gay conversion – on the same day the Australian government solicitor (AGS) advised the grant would “likely be without lawful authority”.

Scott Morrison is a religious extremist and homophobe who thinks rules don't apply to him. It shouldn't come as a surprise to see he was giving millions to hate-groups despite advice that it's unlawful, but this article still had its moments of WTF.

#AusPol #ScottyFromMarketing #ScottMorrison #GayConversation

'Truth' makes comeback in Roberts-Smith and Lehrmann trial twists
https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/truth-makes-comeback-in-roberts-smith-and-lehrmann-trial-twists,17583

Dr Jennifer Wilson writes:
Australia is a country still reeling from the aftershocks of an L-NP government led by former Prime Minister Scott Morrison — without doubt, the most blatantly deceptive and mendacious leader in our history.

#AusPol #ScottyFromMarketing #ScottMorrison #BenRobertsSmith #BruceLehrmann

Audit finds Morrison-era health department deliberately breached guidelines administering $2bn program
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jun/05/audit-finds-morrison-era-health-department-deliberately-breached-guidelines-administering-2bn-program
The federal health department “fell short of ethical requirements” and deliberately breached commonwealth grant guidelines in administering a $2bn Morrison government community health program, the audit office has ruled in a blistering report.

In other news: water is wet, and Morrison and his cronies are amoral and corrupt as fuck.

#AusPol #ScottyFromMarketing

One of the #positive things that come from ageing is the #knowledge that I have created no sons so it ends with me.

My only #disappointment will be not seeing the faces of today's 40 something #republicans, particularly #oil giants, as they are consumed by the same #environment they have spent their lives #fucking.

And with them the #christoFascists, who will finally be proven wrong in terms of the #gospel of wealth as proposed by #supporter of child rape, #ScottyFromMarketing and his lifetime spirit guides the #Houston #Family.

@thetiredelk if they generate a #profit or makes it difficult for the gov to completely abandon them as a #public #service.

Though that would fuck #ScottyFromMarketing when he needs to exhibit his big swinging dick in #Parliament.

@NotJustDNA
I've come to the conclusion that medical support doesn't work after a few hours. The hospitals are overwhelmed immediately then paths through need to be built.

#MedicinSansFrontiere #MSF etc get there as soon as they can but they are all over the world including already on disasters.

Must be horrendous. Imagine if this happened in the UK.

#nhs being destroyed by the #Tories daily while they hope to be re-elected for another term fucking the British, then something like this.

Reminds me of when we caught fire in 2019 and our prune mincer #scottyfrommarketing fucked off to Hawaii then failed to stay.

Turkiye's biggest problem.. They aren't #WASP's

Alan "we will track you down" Tudge off to an early start, shuffling pages, over-clarifying, and tediously thinking out loud, was clearly tutored in the #ScottyFromMarketing school of "How to be a Useless Pain-In-The-Arse Time-wasting Witness."

#RobodebtRC #Robodebt #AusPol

@thorne Yikes! :(
I've been avoiding most of the news for the last few days to get a break over xmas/new-years, so might have missed hearing about a specific issue you're commenting on.

That said, I've gotta note that #Albo has got to get the National Cabinet to work to together so the states can work more effectively to tackle the #COVID pandemic. But, during just seven months of him being in charge, _more_ people have died from COVID than during the entire time that #ScottyFromMarketing was bungling the COVID response.

Albo could start by un-fucking the LNP's damage to Medicare, broadening bulk-billing to improve healthcare access to people of all socioeconomic backgrounds, and bringing back compulsory mask-wearing in public indoor spaces and workplaces.

On an equally important matter, Albo should work with some urgency to #ChangeTheDate. He could have changed the date any time in the last seven months, but now he's got just three weeks left until the government's official response to invasion and genocide of indigenous people is an annual celebration and public holiday.

@ChrisMayLA6
Perhaps refer him to #scottyfrommarketing or #ScottyThePathologicalLiar for the end product of pretending to be a person of the people and do nothing but tell lies.

@blakandblack
I just vomitted everywhere.
#scottyfrommarketing #ScottyThePathologicalLiar

@MatthewChat
Reminds me of #scottyfrommarketing in Australia. Suggested #women #complaining about getting #raped in the Australian Parliament and everywhere else, were lucky not to be getting shot in the street.

Surprisingly, most women didn't vote for him. So he became "was" the worst prime minister in the history of humanity, instead of "is".

For non Australians, we all celebrated quietly in our own way. The nation got a five day holiday to Hawaii just like he took during the worst bush fires in our history.

Not all of this is true but you get the picture.