Dating apps suck so I am now only accepting dates that come with at least one personal recommendation from a trusted human being.

“My dog thinks I’m great” will not be accepted at this time, though I’m sure your dog has impeccable taste.

Minimum requirements:
1. Male
2. Human
3. Breathing
4. Born between 1965 and 1995

Preferences:
1. GSOH
2. Likes animals (but not in a kinky way)
3. Likes/wants kids (also not in a kinky way)
4. Housetrained

Desirable:
1. Location that doesn’t involve international travel
2. Job they enjoy
3. Affectionate
4. Not a creep

If you would like to recommend a fellow human being for the unique (and possibly life altering) experience of dating me, please comment below with their details.

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