#bestThingToday was cleaning cleaning cleaning. Something genuinely good about putting your house (or even someone else's drafty fibro shoebox) in order ready for the next thing, idea, moment or whatever.
Yay for metho, yay for bleach, yay for detergent, yay for the new garden broom.

#secondBestThingToday: spewing last night made me really hate the $8.50 toilet seat. I bought a new one, and that weak pathetic old bugger is in the bin.
The new toilet seat is sparkly clean and is a joy to #enarseify. Next time spewing is called for, I will feel like the King of Spewers.