Rod Rhimes · @rodrhimes
27 followers · 307 posts · Server universeodon.com

They all have side gigs.

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โ€จโ€ฉโ€ฉEverything about monKeeblur is indiscernible.

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Everything about monKeebler is indiscernible.

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Tim Russell · @TimR
41 followers · 313 posts · Server mas.to
LAUREN · @noondlyt
702 followers · 4925 posts · Server mstdn.social

Jeff Sessions makes the best shortbread cookies.


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Yady · @YadyO
331 followers · 4544 posts · Server xarxa.cloud

They are lactose intolerant.

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Kimberly Seville · @kimberlyseville
286 followers · 69 posts · Server masto.ai

It's that time of year, and fun fact: we're the first commercial bakers of Girl Scout Cookies. Before 1936, moms and scouts made the cookies. But our Little Brownie Bakers division is still making them today.


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Cookie caterers to the 1919 Chicago Black Sox

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They wonโ€™t abide Clint Eastwood on their lawn.

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Mr. Keebler still wonโ€™t release Danny Elfman from his day job.

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When they outgrow the tree, theyโ€™re transferred to Las Vegas.

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They were invented by George Santos.


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Mr. Keeblerโ€™s competitive, progressive health benefits package covers conversion therapies. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Yay!

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They have no talent for archery.


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soxfaninsd :verified: · @soxfaninsd
19 followers · 322 posts · Server mstdn.social

Theyโ€™re watching you when you sleep.


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kulturhack · @kulturhack
110 followers · 868 posts · Server mstdn.social

Theyโ€™ve classified Chips Ahoy! as a terrorist organization.

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Theyโ€™d really rather be learning dentistry.

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Jon (TechNurseJon) :finsup: · @jon
195 followers · 2094 posts · Server finsup.social

The Keebler elves have never seen Lord of the Rings.

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Jason · @Jason844
195 followers · 8822 posts · Server universeodon.com

Santa isn't eating those cookies. He sells them to the Keebler elves for use as raw materials.


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