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It's that time of year, and fun fact: we're the first commercial bakers of Girl Scout Cookies. Before 1936, moms and scouts made the cookies. But our Little Brownie Bakers division is still making them today.
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Cookie caterers to the 1919 Chicago Black Sox
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They were invented by George Santos.
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