Vespa Segway 😂
Shut up and take my money!!

#VespaSegway #Vespa #Segway #ZeroScooter

Making my way downtown, zooming past and I'm beach-bound on a @segway_ninebot_australia 🛴 #kickscooters #electricscooter #ninebot #segway #escooter https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct75EKnIMbr/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

My mum is suggesting going #Segway riding for my birthday.

Now, I *can* ride a bike but, in general, my dexterity was a dump-stat and then some... (no-one should have to see me fail to play video games for example)

Will I be OK with Segways?

Also he made an actual #Hoverboard...

Not that shit which is a #Segway without a stick up front...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdJISOTLGr4

Det hadde vært hype-teknologisk ironisk om fremtidens transportmiddel viste seg å bli #segway eller kanskje donaldistiske hoppestokker, men det er nok for mye å håpe på.

Gibt es eigentlich schon irgendwo einen Liefertermin für den neuen #Segway #Ninebot #KickScooter MAX G2? Irgendwie außer der „Neu“ Ankündigung auf der Webseite nichts zu finden. 🤷🏻‍♂️ https://de-de.segway.com/products/ninebot-kickscooter-max-g2e-powered-by-segway

Oh heavens, in this #podcast
@TimHarford will first entertain, then inform, and finally break your heart:

I was sceptical but gave it a go. A must listen.

The Hero Who Rode His Segway Off a Cliff

#CautionaryTales #Segway #PodcastRecommendation

Episode webpage: https://omny.fm/shows/cautionary-tales-with-tim-harford/the-truth-behind-the-death-of-segways-boss

Media file: https://chtbl.com/track/39E17/podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/e73c998e-6e60-432f-8610-ae210140c5b1/c0ae8c6e-22f0-4e9b-ac1c-ae390037ac53/ea752862-d724-409a-a674-af9c00ee47fd/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=7f5a4714-6b10-4ccf-a424-ae390037ac70

Hab jetzt einen eScooter. Mir ist bewusst, dass die Angaben zur maximalen Reichweite sehr mit Vorsicht zu genießen sind. Aber wenn der Hersteller mit 38 Kilometern wirbt und dies auch in der App bei vollem Akku als Restreichweite angegeben wird, dann kann man es schon mit Fug und Recht dreist nennen, wenn der Akku bereits nach vierzehn Kilometern leer ist. Also zumindest die Hälfte der angegebenen Reichweite hätte ich mir im flachen Terrain schon erwartet.

#escooter #ninebot #segway

Hab jetzt einen eScooter. Mir ist bewusst, dass die Angaben zur maximalen Reichweite sehr mit Vorsicht zu genießen sind. Aber wenn der Hersteller mit 38 Kilometern wirbt und dies auch in der App bei vollem Akku als Restreichweite angegeben wird, dann kann man es schon mit Fug und Recht dreist nennen, wenn der Akku bereits nach vierzehn Kilometern leer ist. Also zumindest die Hälfte der angegebenen Reichweite hätte ich mir im flachen Terrain schon erwartet.

#escooter #ninebot #segway

Learning that the largest consumer of #glitter is the ship-building and maintenance industry (for paint) is a letdown. Reminds me of the #segway rumors where people said it would change the world, people were giggling with delight, etc. I’m closed-door meetings. Some #mysteries should remain unsolved.

Learning that the largest consumer of #glitter is the ship-building and maintenance industry (for paint) is a letdown. Reminds me of the #segway rumors where people said it would change the world, people were giggling with delight, etc. I’m closed-door meetings. Some #mysteries should remain unsolved.

I like that when it comes to #emobility , there's different ways to #express yourself. Waiting on #Melbourne to play catch up with #escooter laws. It will be glorious

#Segway #divoom #nerdy #evs

Und ja, ich weiß dass es "rund um den Gardasee" mehr als 25 bis 30 Kilometer sind 😜

So, vielleicht noch ein paar Hastags, damit auch irgendjemand die Chance hat, mein Anliegen zu finden.

#escooter #scooter #empfehlung #kickscooter #ninebot #segway
Und natürlich #elonmusk, der ist eh an allem schuld.

Just in case you are in Budapest at the moment: My electric scooter that was stolen about a month ago is at this address: go get it back for me, will ya? It‘s a Segway E25D. #theft #segway #finditnetwork

Toi aussi opte pour une mobilité différente et qui va te donner le sourire !!!
#segway
#lebeauf1964
#mobility

Letter to the #EU.

Let US CLUE you in. WE put NATO on the MAP for you.

Last 25 years.. absolutely NO MENTION of #NATO??

hELLO! ANYONE HOME??

WE ONLY put you on the map again bc we thought you were concerned about #WAR_EMMISSION = #CLIMATE_CHANGE??

We thought wrongly! Our Bad;(

WAR EMMISSIONS concerns was your #Segway to #START a FRICKEN #WAR via #NATO.

PREDICTION! All has been #REVEALED. YOUR PLAN WILL LOSE! RUSSIA WILL TAKE GERMANY! .. in the end.

Letter to the #EU.

Let US CLUE you in. WE put NATO on the MAP for you.

Last 25 years.. absolutely NO MENTION of #NATO??

hELLO! ANYONE HOME??

WE ONLY put you on the map again bc we thought you were concerned about #WAR_EMMISSION = #CLIMATE_CHANGE??

We thought wrongly! Our Bad;(

WAR EMMISSIONS concerns was your #Segway to #START a FRICKEN #WAR via #NATO.

PREDICTION! All has been #REVEALED. YOUR PLAN WILL LOSE! RUSSIA WILL TAKE GERMANY! .. in the end.

Letter to the #EU.

Let US CLUE you in. WE put NATO on the MAP for you.

Last 25 years.. absolutely NO MENTION of #NATO??

hELLO! ANYONE HOME??

WE ONLY put you on the map again bc we thought you were concerned about #WAR_EMMISSION = #CLIMATE_CHANGE??

We thought wrongly! Our Bad;(

WAR EMMISSIONS concerns was your #Segway to #START a FRICKEN #WAR via #NATO.

PREDICTION! All has been #REVEALED. YOUR PLAN WILL LOSE! RUSSIA WILL TAKE GERMANY! .. in the end.

Letter to the #EU.

Let US CLUE you in. WE put NATO on the MAP for you.

Last 25 years.. absolutely NO MENTION of #NATO??

hELLO! ANYONE HOME??

WE ONLY put you on the map again bc we thought you were concerned about #WAR_EMMISSION = #CLIMATE_CHANGE??

We thought wrongly! Our Bad;(

WAR EMMISSIONS concerns was your #Segway to #START a FRICKEN #WAR via #NATO.

PREDICTION! All has been #REVEALED. YOUR PLAN WILL LOSE! RUSSIA WILL TAKE GERMANY! .. in the end.

@EU_Commission

secondly let me CLUE you in. WE put NATO on the MAP for you.

Last 25 years.. absolutely NO MENTION of #NATO??

hELLO! ANYONE HOME??

WE ONLY put you on the map again bc we thought you were concerned about #WAR_EMMISSION = #CLIMATE_CHANGE??

We thought wrongly! Our Bad;(

WAR EMMISSIONS concerns was your #Segway to #START a FRICKEN #WAR via #NATO.

PREDICTION! All has been #REVEALED. YOUR PLAN WILL LOSE! RUSSIA WILL TAKE GERMANY!