Delia Christina · @DeliaChristina
2297 followers · 7004 posts · Server sfba.social

@middleclasstool

Doggo fed. (and now snoring)
Dog mama fed.

Old lady tv on.

#selfcareyall

Last updated 1 year ago

Delia Christina · @DeliaChristina
2001 followers · 5459 posts · Server sfba.social

If you aren't following @HourlyRedPandas you need to be.

I mean...it's a red panda every hour.

You mental health compels you.



#selfcareyall #squee #redpanda

Last updated 1 year ago

Nando161 · @nando161
27 followers · 557 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Delia Christina · @DeliaChristina
417 followers · 688 posts · Server sfba.social

Then you take a wonderful shower, bending over to get all the sawdust from every curve of your body. You still smell slightly like tofu.

Then you're escorted up to the massage rooms and for 70 minutes a tall athletic young woman manhandles you until you snore. She compliments your manicure.

Then you pay an outrageous amount of money for your and your bestie's treatments and hydrate at a local tavern.

Happy .

#blackfriday #BlackMastodon #selfcareyall

Last updated 2 years ago