🥥 Tucker Carlson's Nuts 🥥 · @JStatePost
764 followers · 17407 posts · Server newsie.social

🥥 Note to the and the : If I use , that is NOT an invitation for YOU to deprecate ME.
If you can't back up your criticisms of me in essay form with facts and logic, just fuck right off now before I get riled up. 🥥

#fediverse #universe #selfdeprecating #humor

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Trevor - The Vitruvian Meeple · @vitruvianmeeple
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While I make a lot of jokes about the size of my nose, the real reason that I hate it is that it's skewed somewhere around 15º to the right.

Which, of course, makes it look bigger in pictures and what not, because it's partially in profile.

This insight brought to you by my looking at my own video feed in my current Teams meeting.

#selfdeprecating #noseshaming

Last updated 1 year ago