I've coined a phrase!

That little hop and quick shuffley walk white folks, such as myself, feel compelled to perform when crossing the street in front of a patiently waiting car shall be known as....

the Honky Trot.

Ducking of the head and waving are optional, supplementary gestures to convey the appropriate amount of apologetic shame for walking in public near traffic.

#HonkyTrot #WhitePeopleStuff #Slang #whitepeople #selfdepreciatingcomedy

Just realized that my full name is a lawyer's dream.

Alexslander.

#SelfdepreciatingComedy.