@SuneAuken
It may not make sense as described, but the patient/perpetrator now had both hands and wrists in plaster, and, as a single person, required assistance for many tasks, including having to urinate.
His (would have been) victim escaped with a mild hangover.

#HoistWithHisOwnPetard #PoeticJustice #Irony #Idiom #IdiomaticMeaning #Tomfoolery #Shakespeare #SelfOwn

@SuneAuken
A long time ago, in a hospital far, far away. A drunk male brought in with both 5th metacarpals broken.
It appeared that the patient had fought with another drunk, but the other had collapsed at the time of the punch,causing the patient's fist to strike the wall. Enraged, he pulled the other upright to punch with the other fist, but the other slumped sideways at the time.

#HoistWithHisOwnPetard #PoeticJustice #Irony #Idiom #IdiomaticMeaning #Tomfoolery #Shakespeare #SelfOwn

Capitalist consumers were out in force at capitalist Costco today.

#selfown

LOL; since colleges can't consider #race as a factor anymore they are getting sued for giving special consideration to #legacyApplicants since that's an indirect way of considering race https://apnews.com/article/legacy-admissions-affirmative-action-colleges-4a4e1191274e91e695e0631ff5156875

#affirmativeAction #racism #college #supremeCourt #selfOwn

@ShieldHero85
What's hilarious to me is this true:
"You speaking to god is called faith, prayer"
"You hear god speaking back means you are crazy"
#SelfOwn

@uanews someone called it today a classic #selfown and yes couldn't agree more

#selfown #TuckerCarlson

the #ChatGPT from Bing has *some* self-awareness after creating its unique “joke” where it quit halfway through typing a 40wpm response of:

‘A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street when they both saw a young boy, and the priest then…’

#SelfOwn #BingAI #omfg

#memes #selfown

https://twitter.com/pmarca/status/1633499575154806785

#memes #selfown

https://twitter.com/pmarca/status/1633499575154806785

Wait, Scott Adams blew up his entire revenue stream over a non credible Rasmussen poll? 😂 (no Rasmussen poll is credible)

They just feign outrage over some controversy they’ve invented in their little pea brains, it wasn’t even a real scenario, and the dude just walked right in and blew up his own world, talk about a #SelfOwn

Hey @thurrott, we call this a #SelfOwn

I played billboard hits from 1988, not really giving it much thought. Welp, very few people can say they've actually rick rolled themselves. And that's what I went and did. A guy needs to THINK next time he plays a playlist....THINK! #selfown #rickroll

#Selfown

"At one point, Cammack rhetorically asked Republicans, 'Are we the party of Reagan?” A chorus of Democrats called back, 'No.'" #selfown #speaker

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/01/04/us/house-speaker-vote/b1880b0d-410a-51c4-a4d2-8947972f455f

Ich schreib zu Silvester/Neujahr in den letzten Jahren Grüße an viele Leute, mit denen ich sonst wenige kommuniziere, einfach, um den Kontakt nicht ganz zu verlieren.
Und jeden Neujahrstag bin ich dann völlig davon erschlagen, dass die dann teilweise antworten und ich dann *kommunizieren* muss, aaaaarghl, lol! #SelfOwn

#selfown

What else can you say?

#selfown #booyah #pizzatate #beta

Well, if you didn’t already have a suspicion of Andrew Tate being a sex pest you should have one now.

#AndrewTate #GretaThunberg #SelfOwn #FAFO

@mianelliot #selfown