I’ve been on #vacation for 10 days now. I have avoided chat, slack, email, and carrier pigeons almost entirely (my boss got me with a text message I thought was a meme, the bastard)
Do I SELECT ALL > Mark Read on my inbox when I get back, or NOT choose violence as my first action. 
This I will consider over bourbons in various delivery methods this evening. 
#infosec #workplaceHazards #zeroInbox #sendATicket