Tomorrow, we move our 18 year old into college. Departure time: 0600 hours.
18 is currently "out with friends.". Return time: unknown. He has packed zero clothes and toiletries, and prefers to sleep until 3 pm.
He is currently in possession of the family car.
#SerenityNow

When #meditating on your back porch, it’s hard to focus on the speed of your breath when you feel the large bug crawling across the back of your neck. #SerenityNow

Afternoon break before more stupid.

#SerenityNow!!!

@NateDG My collection of Classic Chillout compilation albumss and 4 x hour long chillout mixes grabbed off a now defunct blog eons ago - #serenitynow

@Loukas
To reiterate the prayer of ancient internet forum member 'shockvalue':

God grant me the strength to change the things I can,
The serenity to accept the things I cannot,
AND FLAMETHROWERS FOR HANDS!!!

#Quotes #Humor #SerenityNow

Found a spot to sit for a few days. And I’ll swim to the other side and sit there too. #SerenityNow! #Peace

eHerkenning #rage day again for the privilege to pay dutch taxes.

Forced to update #digidentity app only to find an 'unsupported device' error (no doubt because my phone is rooted)

Like banking apps, I eat identity apps by the dozen.

Main hurdles for them : I have no google and a rooted device

#serenitynow

Peace beads and dreamcatchers, fam! ✌️My go-to serenity charger is Soulful Sunsets Meditation 🌅🧘 Inner peace vibes rain down💧as I'll find sanctuary 🏞️! #Mindfulness #ChillVibes #SunsetLovers #SerenityNow ✨🌼 #BitBook

Nothing like kicking off a Friday with a flooding front yard from a busted water main and playing ESO while waiting for the water company to come fix it. #FollowFriday #ESO #SerenityNow

So the C-Suite announced a new “move fast and break things” policy, effective immediately. It only took 3 days before I blocked a PR due to it breaking things for visually impaired users (or even just people with 40yr old eyes), and got into a short argument with management about it. In this case the fix was quick, so it could be unblocked and rushed out the door, but I’m questioning if this startup-like environment is where I want to be.

Just 31 more days until my sabbatical. #serenityNow

I'm hoping for the best ... while expecting the worst.

Best for my mental health.

The worst for my mental health will be a multiple-goal Arsenal lead being nursed all the way to the 90th minute before being killed dead.

#SerenityNow

#arsenal #arsenalfc #mncars #coyg

Impossibly simple and readily available, a grilled cheese is a perfect balance of textures and flavors. It is crunchy, gooey, sweet, salty goodness. When you were a child, it was proof that your mother loved you. As an adult, it’s proof that God loves you.

#ComfortFood #Foodie #Peace #SerenityNow

https://medium.com/ellemeno/the-simple-perfection-of-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-b9a9c01c9197

They say the best things in life are free, which I find easily disputable. Nothing of value is free. Not love, nature, or family. You pay for everything eventually, with your life, in the end. On the other hand, many of the best things in life are rather simple, easy to obtain, and infinitely pleasurable, and one of those things, is a grilled cheese sandwich.

#ComfortFood #Foodie #Peace #SerenityNow

https://medium.com/ellemeno/the-simple-perfection-of-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-b9a9c01c9197

The morning started with me dropping a wireless mouse and watching in explode when it hit the floor.

Has not improved yet.

#SerenityNow

Back in the office after 2 days on the road and eating chocolate before 10. Rough start.

#SerenityNow

One of those days.

"We're going to canonical it for a month before we 301 redirect it."

Just ... I can't even.

#SEO #SerenityNow

happiness and relaxation is found in a nice crisp can of diet pepsi #SerenityNow

#caturday #SerenityNow

this is "Jackson Pawlick" from some 17 or so years ago (artist step mom's $2K trooper tom (he was feral and had a potentially deadly injury when she found him))

I'm feeling kind of blah today. There's a combination circumstances that are effecting me. Of course, I know it'll pass, but for the moment, I'm just frustrated, and blah.

I attended a good meeting tonight, and I'll be fine.

#Recoveryposse
#serenitynow

@wendynather also a live webcam if you need #SerenityNow. https://youtu.be/N609loYkFJo