Drinking wine and kicking myself for not taking advantage of having the house all to myself last night. I was exhausted and not particularly horny and thought I’d be able to have a leisurely sexy morning but alas. My son came home too early.

#sex #sextalk #masturbation

Last updated 1 year ago

Since the kids started their summer holiday, sex has been stolen moments here and there. I REALLY miss having all-out sex which we do when the kids are in school. Taking an hour or two and adding some spanking, lots of oral, playing with sex toys and being able to be as loud as we want. My husband will be away for a week when I come home and then we only have a week together before he goes away again for two weeks, so I might just tell the kids to leave the house for a couple of hours one day. I’m needy!!

#lewd #sex #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

Battle Masker · @Battle_Masker
19 followers · 558 posts · Server mstdn.party

The content warning system here is nice, but I wonder if I should make an alt account for sexual discussions, questions, etc. Thoughts?

#askmastodon #nsfw #kink #sex #sexual #sextalk #naughty

Last updated 1 year ago

Zohan 🇨🇦🔐 · @cyberman
62 followers · 675 posts · Server nerdculture.de

I've had my share of sexual partners throughout the years, but one girl remained very memorable and not necessarily because of her sexual preferences (loved watching orgies and having anal) but because of her strange kink. She would come back from the grocery store horny as horny could be because watching the poultry turned her on...Since, every time I'm passing by the meat section I'm thinking of her.. Hey.. if you know stranger kink then that feel free to share!

#sextalk #kink #sexuality

Last updated 1 year ago

· @Monkeycheese
1417 followers · 1299 posts · Server baraag.net

Upcoming Ali Stream! Saturday July 22th at 9pm EST

Streaming on:
pomf.tv/stream/monkeycheese

I'll start streaming around 4pm EST and will have open commissions
See this for details:
docs.google.com/document/d/1uC

At 9pm Ali will join me and answer questions, say naughty things and possibly do some naughty things.

#husband #wife #sextalk #talk #audio #podcast #stream #dirtytalk

Last updated 1 year ago

It is wild to me that I am in a lot of pain (apart from my knee pain my sciatica has now decided to join the party) but VERY horny and eager to get fucked hard. It used to be that any physical discomfort turned me off sex but not today 😈😈.
Having had a couple of hot conversations with certain people on here doesn’t hurt the cause either…

#sex #lewd #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

Ended the perfect horny day with some play time trying out the new dildo and my trusty clit vibe. Husband got in on the action as well so it was a satisfying ending 😈. Thanks you my horny friends for keeping me hot, wet and on edge. You know who you are 😘

#sextalk #smut #horny

Last updated 1 year ago

· @Monkeycheese
1409 followers · 1297 posts · Server baraag.net

Ask Ali Stream from May 20th

Ali and I talk about Rocky, the zoo, eating pussy, lasers, watersports and alot more!

Video:
files.catbox.moe/y8fh9s.mp4

Audio Only:

files.catbox.moe/ap0m64.mp3

Warning: Use of the word r*t*rd

#husband #wife #sextalk #talk #audio #podcast #stream #dirtytalk

Last updated 1 year ago

Ttroika · @Ttroika
100 followers · 442 posts · Server kinkyelephant.com

This one always makes me giggle… so I am sharing.



#sexualinnuendo #sextalk #adulthumor

Last updated 1 year ago

birb 🐦 · @littlerobin
26 followers · 81 posts · Server kinky.business

Or would you bend over me and suckle on me when I offer you this?

#nsfw #lewd #boob #boobs #tit #tits #tiddies #boobies #nipple #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

birb 🐦 · @littlerobin
24 followers · 78 posts · Server kinky.business

Or would you bend over me and suckle on me when I offer you this?

#nsfw #lewd #boob #boobs #tit #tits #tiddies #boobies #nipple #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

birb 🐦 · @littlerobin
24 followers · 77 posts · Server kinky.business

Would you watch me playing with myself or....?

#nsfw #lewd #boob #boobs #tit #tits #tiddies #boobies #nipple #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

birb 🐦 · @littlerobin
24 followers · 77 posts · Server kinky.business

What would you do? If we watched Netflix together? And you see this? Would you lend me a hand? Or even a mouth?

#nsfw #lewd #boob #boobs #tit #tiddies #boobies #nipple #sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

@ & Adjacent Experiences: what do you, personally, refer to your erection as?
none of the common vernacular—boner, stiffy, etc.—resonates with me at all... (maybe chub/chubbie.)

[also, anyone capable of getting any erection of any kind is more than welcome to answer, as well as all the erection admirers out there who might prefer certain terms]

tag spam for reach lol:

#ftm #transguys #transmascs #sextalk #sexquestions #erections #testosteronelife #transmasculine

Last updated 1 year ago

Daddy Scruff · @DaddyScruff
32 followers · 36 posts · Server kinky.business

What do you consider as kinky?

#sextalk

Last updated 1 year ago

Along the same vein, I have been told more than once, that I act a lot like a guy when it comes to sex.

I'm not big on foreplay. If we're going to fuck, I want the cock in me, now. If you are not a penis wielder, then someone is going to have their face buried between the other's legs pretty quickly.

With women, I am pretty dominant. Not unlike Superman, I will emerge from a phone booth wearing a big purple strap-on, get you naked, and have my way with you.

Afterward, there might be a bit of cuddling, but then I need to have a nap, and probably a sandwich.

#nsfw #sextalk

Last updated 2 years ago

Salt & Pepper · @oh_jefe
77 followers · 255 posts · Server ohai.social

Is detrimental to the human species? Let's discuss!

#monogamy #sextalk #humanbeans

Last updated 2 years ago

Detorturer (n.) - a person who inflicts a lot of pleasure, to ensure that someone who is living with a lot of chronic daily pain, can finally feel relieved from it, if only for a little while :blobcatfishnom:

Or that might be simply the best variation of a pleasure dom, or at least my favorite. Totally love that about my Lover :ablobcatheart: :blobcatgratpat:

#chronicpain #chronicillness #pain #kink #kinky #dirtytalk #sex #sextalk #vocabulary #neologism #bdsm #word

Last updated 2 years ago

David · @ExTwit
2 followers · 73 posts · Server elonsucks.org
Chris · @ChrisIsFlying
81 followers · 129 posts · Server mstdn.social

Can we stop fetishizing if someone is circumcised or not? Many people didn’t get a say whether or not they wanted to have it done. Just a thought.

#tindersex #tinder #scruff #grindr #penishealth #penistalk #circumcision #sextalk #fetishization #LGBTQHealth #adulttalk #gaytalk #lgbtq

Last updated 2 years ago