Last night, before we finished for the day, I asked two of the engineers: "Have you got everything for tomorrow? Cables etc?" both, desperate to leave said they had and that they'd checked.

They've just returned from site.

𝗠𝗲: "All finished?"
𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿: "We need a caddy for the SSD."
𝗠𝗲: "WHAT DID I ASK LAST NIGHT?"

FFS, that means two trips to site that comes out of my profit. #ShakesFist

Yesterday we actually had some Finches in the gardens of #CastleCannon we normally only get sparrows, starlings and bloody pigeons! I went to Pets at Home and bought some decent bird seed and a new feeder as the wife, and I was excited to attract something worthwhile finally, and the bastards never turned up this morning. #ShakesFist

𝗜 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗡𝗢𝗧!
It's taken me all day to fit this bastard thing! #ShakesFist

1st one left inlet, and I need right inlet, so a trip to B&Q

This one is still left inlet but does have the channel to connect from the right, so it's a trip to the hardware shop and Wilkos both fecking useless.

3rd trip out to Screwfix for 2x angled push connectors 1 x push connector to brass nut and a length of pipe fifteen feet long when I only need 1.5 feet!

Started at 10am and completed at 4pm Not a happy bunny

Der Bahnhof, but die U-Bahnstation #shakesFist #German

Der Bahnhof, but die U-Bahnstation #shakesFist

I bit the bullet and spent the last couple of hours faff-arsing around with a customer's WP website.

Only one issue left. For the love of The Pond Gods, I can't fathom out where the damn thing is picking up Lorem ipsum from on the Team Member element. #ShakesFist #wordpress

Sweet and mangoey. One of the worst zero alcohol beers I've tried. Not aley. Not pacific. Not beery. That'll teach me to try new things. #shakesfist

Typical!

All week I've brought my Bose speaker to work and have not had a chance to use it. Today, when I've left it at home, the building is like the Marie Celeste, and I could play Bowie to my heart's content. #ShakesFist

@ipstenu

*Reads. GETS BACK ON DESK*

Miiiikkkaaa!!! #ShakesFist #HasMoreCofffee

cc: @miss_jwo @pgibbs

Bloody hell! 3 Mobile has deleted my account! Bugger. That means I need to faff about quick tomorrow to get a data SIM for Friday. #ShakesFist

I hate soldering. This better work. #shakesfist #retrorepairs #nintendo64

@lizzard I'm struggling to get to 'genius' with today's letters. Stuck at 114 points. #shakesfist

@shlee Yay. I know! #shakesfist
I think the RBA are a bunch of ignorant fuckers. Just tax the rich!

@ko #shakesfist

@stufromoz #shakesfist

So I’ve discovered a big major side plot line to #Fortnite that is only learned from the dam marvel comic books #shakesfist transmedia is so annoying #stuckinoldways

Hey Cadburys bring back Marble #chocolate you cowards #shakesfist #hatecaramilk

@stufromoz Yup. I'm also feeling emotionally very bleh, due to stress and anxiety. #shakesfist

@stufromoz #shakesfist

@tig You bastard! No Christmas cheer from the wife for you then. And after I posted a nice tribute to you on Fake Book. #ShakesFist