[1/2] Here is a page from a hidden gem found in #SheffieldPark 's #NationalPark #bookshop - "A Megabyte of #Computer #Jokes"

SOME ALTERNATIVE COMPUTER #TERMINOLOGY

Cursor: term applied to computer users who get abusive to their machines.

Booting the Computer: applying a size 16 Doc Martens to the system box after it keeps telling you there's not enough memory to run the application. Hard Drive: a car with no engine.

Incompatibility: any situation involving humans and computers.

#geekjoke