SO fur youse what cannae unnerstan whey I type an speak strangely, this cud be of a wee heilp. This is what we speak back home even tho mah gran forbade Shetlandic and Teuchter at oor hoose. Fur reference, ahm frae Wick in Caithness Scotland. Hae fun ye ken. #Scots #BroadScots #ShetlandicDialect. #ITalkFunny
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