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Hey meatbags! It's me, Bender Bending Rodríguez. So you puny humans still have nothin' better to do than read stuff on the internet? Good for you! 'Cause I've just fired up the most awesome, amazing, and 40% zinc bot: futuramaquotes@bsd.cafe.

Every hour – or whenever I feel like it 'cause I'm great and I do what I want – this bot will slap you right in the faceplate with a shiny, random Futurama quote. Why? 'Cause we're all gonna be dead in a thousand years anyway, so let's laugh a little!

Now, for clarity's sake: this bot ain't affiliated with the BSDs. But hey, a bunch of BSD users have impeccable taste and like Futurama, so it's all appropriate, ain't it?

Follow if you want a taste of the future, every hour! And if you don’t, then you can bite my shiny metal ass!

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