EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 11 posts · Server mstdn.party
Finished these #wip #floggers a bit ago, but I got distracted by some really awesome porn.
3 extra sexy Brown Heavy Moose Floggers in pretty vibrant colors on the handles. Coming to an event near you. Or our Etsy shop. Or out of a dirty van with "No Candy, But Free Extra Special Hugs" written on it's side.
A perv can dream, DAMN IT!
#bdsm #kink #sextoy #fetish #moosefloggers #floggers #flogger #whip #iknowitsnotawhipbutthisismarketing #creative #makepervshit
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EDP · @earldapearl
11 followers · 84 posts · Server kinky.business
Finished these #wip #floggers a bit ago, but I got distracted by some really awesome porn.
3 extra sexy Brown Heavy Moose Floggers in pretty vibrant colors on the handles. Coming to an event near you. Or our Etsy shop. Or out of a dirty van with "No Candy, But Free Extra Special Hugs" written on it's side.
A perv can dream, DAMN IT!
#bdsm #kink #sextoy #fetish #moosefloggers #floggers #flogger #whip #iknowitsnotawhipbutthisismarketing #creative #makepervshit
#wip #floggers #bdsm #kink #sextoy #fetish #moosefloggers #flogger #whip #iknowitsnotawhipbutthisismarketing #creative #makepervshit #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 9 posts · Server mstdn.party
More art for you. Because you sexy beasts need more art in your life. And I like money.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/Vanderkins/shop
Or
https://www.teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry
OR
https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#coolart #bussy #clusterfuck #etsyshopowner #artdeco #bussylover #offensive #classingupthisjoint #coolsticker #sweetart #stickers #shitidotomakeabuck
#coolart #bussy #clusterfuck #etsyshopowner #artdeco #bussylover #offensive #classingupthisjoint #coolsticker #sweetart #stickers #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
8 followers · 70 posts · Server kinky.business
More art for you. Because you sexy beasts need more art in your life. And I like money.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/Vanderkins/shop
Or
https://www.teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry
OR
https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#coolart #bussy #clusterfuck #etsyshopowner #artdeco #bussylover #offensive #classingupthisjoint #coolsticker #sweetart #stickers #shitidotomakeabuck
#coolart #bussy #clusterfuck #etsyshopowner #artdeco #bussylover #offensive #classingupthisjoint #coolsticker #sweetart #stickers #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
7 followers · 66 posts · Server kinky.business
Been looking over the list of ideas I have for these shirts/art/coffee mugs/branding opportunities. In reviewing all of these ideas I have, there is a constant theme here. Apparently, I find children frightening little monsters who are nothing more than tiny sociopaths out to destroy & devour. They are inherently prone to unspeakable amounts of evil and ever on the edge of rampant destruction.
As I reflect on all of that, I can only think of one response:
Prove me wrong.
Teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry
#coolswag #scarefest2023 #onesentencehorrorstory #horror #scary #evil #terror #nightmare #pullout #theyeatyoursoulandyourwallet #sweetassmerch #vampire #itwashungry #believewhatyousee #sveltegear #crassmarketing
#coolswag #scarefest2023 #onesentencehorrorstory #horror #scary #evil #terror #nightmare #pullout #theyeatyoursoulandyourwallet #sweetassmerch #vampire #itwashungry #believewhatyousee #sveltegear #crassmarketing #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
7 followers · 64 posts · Server kinky.business...anyway, I got uninvited to the next revival.
Get yours at: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/38835927-gimme-that-old-time-religion?store_id=2116220
#absolutelyshameless #ineedmoney #mykneescanttakeanothershiftatthegloryhole #kickassshirt #perfectforfirstcommunion #shitidotomakeabuck
#absolutelyshameless #ineedmoney #mykneescanttakeanothershiftatthegloryhole #kickassshirt #perfectforfirstcommunion #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
6 followers · 58 posts · Server kinky.business
I have no idea where this came from. Another of my One Sentence Horror Stories. I'm glad I got it out of my head.
Get it on a shirt. You'll meet the most fascinating people while wearing it. Don't make eye contact with them.
https://www.teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry
#Horror #horrorcouture #evilpuppet #evil #coolshirt #weirdmarketing #deadlypuppet #marionette #igottoomanystrings #weird #creepypasta #edgeofmadness #revenge #subconscious
#horror #horrorcouture #evilpuppet #evil #coolshirt #weirdmarketing #deadlypuppet #marionette #igottoomanystrings #weird #creepypasta #edgeofmadness #revenge #subconscious #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
6 followers · 56 posts · Server kinky.businessI'm not saying it happened to me. Just saying everyone knows someone it happened to.
Get yours to celebrate the shame at: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/38375894-no-mom-theyre-just-uh-pom-poms
#kink #bdsm #fetish #kinky #mommyissues #fact #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
5 followers · 55 posts · Server kinky.business
What?
You thought I had shame?
You fools! I am beyond such mortal concerns! Hell, a bit more time, and I'll be walking the streets like the high-class strumpet I was born to be. But for now, I'll keep making fine as fuck T-shirts for you to wear. Clothing to seduce that mail delivery person. Wear this shirt snd you too can... I don't know, maybe accomplish something. Or stay at home and vigorously masturbate to reruns of Night Court. The world is your oyster, so suck it down and then deeply regret that because it's kinda nasty.
You can get the shirt here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/vanderkins-leather-jewelry
#fetish #kink #bdsm #desperatepleaformoney #thisshirtwillgetyounoticed #itisevensexieronthefloor #rumproast #seductivecouture #zeroshame #betterthansnakeoil
#fetish #kink #bdsm #desperatepleaformoney #thisshirtwillgetyounoticed #itisevensexieronthefloor #rumproast #seductivecouture #zeroshame #betterthansnakeoil #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
3 followers · 50 posts · Server kinky.business
Getting back to work means I have to do actual work and not watch sweaty meaty men slap each other.
Thankfully I keep my hands busy braiding while I watch sweet, sexy, violence.
Gotta buy more wood....
#Bdsm #braiding #leather #fetish #wrasslin #kink #kinky #bigmeatymenslappinmeat #floggers #whipwip #terriblepun
#bdsm #braiding #leather #fetish #wrasslin #kink #kinky #bigmeatymenslappinmeat #floggers #whipwip #terriblepun #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @earldapearl
3 followers · 48 posts · Server kinky.business
We had a lovely time vending at a NYE party. It was a fairly successful one, too.
..which means I gotta get back to work. I have this on hand. Will have to order more hides soon.
It's the circle of crafter life.
And I LIVE for it.
#beautifuladdiction #bdsm #kinkvendor #floggers #flogger #kink #leatherwork #leathercrafting #fetish #leather #backtowork #anal #norealconnectionjustfeltlikesayinganal
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EDP · @earldapearl
2 followers · 20 posts · Server kinky.business
Prepping for an event this weekend. Figured I'd knock out another galley whip for it. Has two bellies now. More to do on it, but it should be finished before showtime.
#bdsm #whip #fetish #kink #kinky #leatherwork #leather #WIP #wipwhip #galleywhip #kangaroo #eventualfun
#bdsm #whip #fetish #kink #kinky #leatherwork #leather #wip #wipwhip #galleywhip #kangaroo #eventualfun #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 4 posts · Server mstdn.partySo any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 6 posts · Server mstdn.party
So any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 3 posts · Server mstdn.partySo any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 6 posts · Server mstdn.partySo any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 2 posts · Server mstdn.party
So any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
EDP · @EDPisaPerv
0 followers · 6 posts · Server mstdn.partySo any way, I make sex toys.
Lots of them.
New years Eve, I'll be teaching a class on how to make vegan floggers in Indianapolis.
It's a small life, but it has its' charms.
You can check out the wares at https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck
#bdsm #kink #fetish #sextoys #leatherwork #lookthisisanewplatformsoihavetopimpmysmallbusiness #shitidotomakeabuck