Why are people saying that I shit my pants when I had my mugshot taken, actually? Who ratted on me? I mean, about filling my Depends, not about trying to overthrow the government. Everybody knows I did that. I did it years ago, and only now is it a bad thing? It’s not fair. And now I have to fundraise off a picture of me taking a crap. Sad. Believe me.
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