What Hanukah miracle are we celebrating?
Scientists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory got more energy out of their menorah than they put in.
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Who did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?
The Greek Squad
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How old was Judah Maccabee’s father?
He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.
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Antiochus:
Should I withdraw from Judea? I will abide by the result.
Yes:__
No:__
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