My partner threatened to put a cat-collar w/ bell on me.

The twist is it's not for kink/etc reasons (were both "vanilla" I believe is the term)

It's because I keep accidentally scaring her because I walk very quietly.

Maybe I should mug a Morris Dance for some ankle bells....

#MorrisDancing #CatCollar #Bells #SideEffectOfChildhoodAbuseIsThatStealthIsMyDefault