@bogshifin
No because they are afraid of Mice and cheese inevitably attracts Mice
#Simples
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@minego Do what I did: rename the toilet aka john to jim. #Simples

@LadyDragonfly "It was the drugs I was on." "I was drunk/angry/confused" "He/she/they made me say it". None of that washes with me. I want to hear "I am sincerely sorry that I have offended, and I will not do so again." People get so defensive on being called out for their racism, misogyny, or bigotry...as if that's worse! Don't want to be called any of those things? Change your attitude, then. #Simples

Marginal stuff!
Renationalisation is the answer
#simples https://n.respublicae.eu/LibDems/status/1678459249024815104
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Liberal Democrats: We have a plan to clean up the Wild West water industry, starting with Thames Water.
Water firms must stop putting profit before the environment. They need reforming from top to bottom. https://t.co/1GVp5lhNhj
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@ellie_made It's how things should work all the time! Service cannot continue, service gives a sensible amount of notice, the underlying (ahem) 'series of tubes' allows people to move to another service. #Simples #Web1.0
@escinsight

Ah ok. So this is just billionaire wars. The far right nutjob Mercer scrapping with the far left nutjob Soros. 🙄 2 cheeks of the same arse!
Let’s make billionaires extinct, shall we? (that includes you Muskie, pet)
And let’s take funding out of party politics. Each party can have £500 from the taxpayer to advertise their policies. No more donors buying influence. #simples 🤗

When the #lnp government went about drafting new tax avoidance laws in 2014, it turned to the big consulting firm #PwC. Naturally PwC would use the highly confidential information it obtained to try to help its own #multinational clients avoid the new tax. #simples #auspol #lnpfail

https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/abc-news-daily/how-pwc-leaked-australian-tax-secrets-to-multinationals/102353116

@Paul
A little bit of an affirmational gift from me to you...

You do not... I repeat... YOU DO NOT have to carry out two (or any number of) hours of menial work in order to deserve a beer.

You deserve a beer just because. #Simples

"Hemos mostrado que las #masas no han de ser influenciadas por la #razón y solo pueden comprender ideas #simples. Los oradores que saben como causarles una impresión siempre apelan como consecuencia a sus #emociones y nunca a la razón. Las leyes de la #lógica no producen ninguna acción en las masas."

Gustav Le Bon. Las Masas: Un Estudio de la mente Popular. Francia. 1895.

"Hemos mostrado que las #masas no han de ser influenciadas por la #razón y solo pueden comprender ideas #simples. Los oradores que saben como causarles una impresión siempre apelan como consecuencia a sus #emociones y nunca a la razón. Las leyes de la #lógica no producen ninguna acción en las masas."

Gustav Le Bon. Las Masas: Un Estudio de la mente Popular. Francia. 1895.

@newsthump Tomatoes are a faster-than-light fluid that automatically finds its level across all retail opportunities. #simples

If #bbcqt annoys you that much, don't watch it...

#simples

There's still time to play this week's quiz on the Fanzo App to win yourself a free pint and while you're there be sure and join our Guinness Pint Predictor League with the code : HARPIN.

Show you know your stuff, show you can beat our panel, win yourself some pints. #simples

#rugby #RugbyMastodaoine @rugby

I'm always amazed at how long and how polite swimming pool rules are when simply all they need to say is "Please don't piss, shit or vomit in the pool. No shagging either".
#simples
#pool
#swimming

@keir_starmer #RejoinEU #simples 🤷‍♂️

Everybody’s tax return should be published as they are in Norway

#simples

#Zahawi

#AugeanStables

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Everybody’s tax return should be published as they are in Norway

#simples

#Zahawi

#AugeanStables

Update on #dinner I made mashed #potato and topped with tuna and corn mix. #simples

@DrD
Just with whichever pub has the best happy hour, surely?

Or, failing that, the pub with the best shoestring fries ~

#Simples #HappyHour #ImpactScores #APintOfXPA

There are only two rules you need to solve all TV #crime #dramas. The culprit/killer is:

1) The glamorous #blond
2) The minor #celebrity

That's it! #simples